Yup - people like this is a reason why we can’t have nice things for long.

Shine on, you crazy diamond!

I use these - not sweet: https://www.costco.com/kirkland-signature-fast-acting-lactase,-180-caplets.product.100096414.html

Also: I started with double the dose, fyi.

Tried lactase pills? Cheap and effective.

“Furry as we want to be!”

Why not just say you want an easy life without complications?

What happens if tech becomes extremely easy to use and simplifies the annoying parts of life, letting you eat more bananas per day - still a no?