I think the pastimes I’d want to try would likely kill me so Bones isn’t going to be able to fix me, e.g. freestyle mountain climbing, skydiving, bungee jumping.

I’m using Proton Bridge and Thunderbird, it works well. Is there something I’m missing?

That’s the Underwater Assault Unicorn.

On Android there’s an app called Redact that will scrub your social media accounts. I used it on my reddit account and it worked well.

ReVanced will repack the Reddit app to remove ads. I tried doing all the patches but it wouldn’t work. That being said, I much prefer Lemmy.