Amongst everything others have said, if you get sucked into an interview or press conference, directly and firmly state that, for the record, you are not suicidal and that if you should die, it was absolutely not suicide. You believe that you’ve become a target and fear for your safety and life.

It doesn’t matter if you believe yourself to be a target in the privacy of your head. Always say that you are early, often, loudly, and to anyone who will listen.

Switch to powder, your wallet will thank you.

How about no.

Not surprising given that they’re designed to get lost or broken in less than a year. It’s almost like they need something to keep them from falling onto the ground when they slip out of your ear. Some kind of tether, linking them to each other and a larger, harder to lose object. If only some such device could be invented, it would solve the problem. Alas, I guess we’ll just have to learn to live with the problem.

Your moral panic isn’t welcome here.

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So what you’re saying is, we need more werewolves.

Relax guys, it’s just the new Mt Dew flavor, Radical Radium.

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Humanity will probably die out in the next hundred years and the planet will finally be able to recover, even if it has to start over from microbes to get there.

Anti-maskers are like 6 year olds throwing a tantrum because you’re making them eat broccoli.

Hey when I was a kid I loved any chance to escape kid jail.

The only valid use case for an LLM.

“double you” formally or “doubleya” informally.

Nothing. I won’t stop voting, but I’m old, tired, poor, mentally ill, and have been looking forward to the sweet oblivion of death since I was a small child. What about the country or planet is happening to make the future look bright to anyone, much less me? At best it’s all just meaningless noise.

Have you tried weed?

I love using it when some typeface nerd spouts off about why it’s bad.

That life would be better as an adult.

Sounds like the Swiss need more freedom.

Unrelated, but aren’t they all armed and trained in the reserve?