I saw we make Jimmy there do the 3m cube challenge.

That’s where he gets welded inside a 3-meter steel cube with air holes, a hole in the floor, a gerbil bottle of water, and a food chute. Then we take all his money and donate it St. Judes. We can cut him out after a year and see how he’s doing.

A better question might be what kind of farts did they have to laminate the inside of that jar so thoroughly that only a spoon could extract it?

I wish I could be a big enough thot to sell my farts for $45k.

With the burger? LOL

I always forget how tall hasselhoff is.

There’s a variant of this that’s a D2 and I have several.

And if you think the D4 is bad, wait until you see the set of odd-numbers dice.

Also I have a D1. It’s a Mobius Strip.

You can pry my caltrops out of my cold, dead, 1d4-2 hands.

Not punctuation, but sartalics. It’s italics format but slanted the other direction. Somebody invented it then made it a funny you have to pay for like a jackass instead of working to make it a formating option to there with bold, underline, and italics.

It’s intended to be used for sarcasm, as the name implies.

Barring that, a punctuation mark for sarcasm works be nice.

Maybe; in Trumpland though you might be able to counter by acting racist.

You can try my method: therapy, medication, and counting the days until I die from heart disease.

No. This is a rude reply:🖕

Right, it’s not like I literally need that money to pay my rent or anything.

What’s the plan? Sell them Teslers?

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Hold on, let’s ask George Washington and see what he says, oh right, fuck you traitor.

Benedict Arnold at least had an understandable (if stupid) reason to flip sides. Trump’s just an idiot.

Trying to parse that in that backwards order makes my brain hurt.

How about Derploreans? I liked cyber rust though, living in salty winter roads territory.

Funny how living where trucks are actually useful in the winter has kept the washing tubs to a minimum. Between the two factors I only saw my first one in the wild this month. It was black in a vain effort to look cool lol

Oh sure, why not throw a perfectly functional $1,300 into a shredder so we can make Microsoft happy? Oh yeah, I know, because fuck you Microsoft.

It’s a shame that lithium fires are hella toxic. Is love to grill up some hot dogs.

Spider: I SEE YOU!