Now that I’m in my thirties I no longer have to (can) jump

Uh-oh, time to kill 15,000 more civilians

Neon lights, noble prize, when the mirror speaks, the reflection lies

How many windows updates have bricked PC’s over the years?

Remindes me of how the patent for the first fire hydrant was destroyed in a fire

Proof that Michigan is the Florida for the north!

Neon lights, noble prize, when the mirror speaks, the reflection lies

Especially in my city, whoever timed our traffic lights must have been drunk.

Well ya see, everything is super fucked, so I drink too much

Ehh, it’s probably becauseI I drink too much, because everything’s super fucked

I pledge my dissidence, to the flag

Of the divided states of America

And to the republic, that we have lost

A fractured nation, rebuked by God

With liberty and justice for rich white men.

But think of the industries, how will the CEO’s and shareholders buy their second yacht, if all the lowly employees got to live comfortably. The masses must suffer for the benefit of the few.

Same, and ironically I own a Kia,

There is no deeper level of hate, than christan love

I gotta keep my toilet lid closed, or my boy will balance like an acrobat on the seat to get some of that lovely sewer water.

Ace combat 4 is still on if my favs

We’d rather bomb each other than save the planet.

Roadkill4diner, used for years until I needed to be more professional

ThAtS AnTi-SeMiTiSm!!!

Stupid sexy wolf sculptures