FauxPseudo
I offer absurdist edits of absurdist Heathcliff comics, make food, post political memes.
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FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldto
cats@lemmy.world•Chickpea might come home with me one of these days
8·1 day agoIf you don’t understand this cat is already in your custody, then you are lying to yourself.
Definitely. And time doesn’t work right either.
As soon as I read “you can try walk” my brain immediately visualized a spacetime stretch where I was walking towards the thing but somehow getting nowhere real slow.
Absolutely. This picture is a pending post in a liminal group on Facebook.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Trump Mobile’s latest problem: Hackers just released customer informationEnglish
3·4 days agoI’m pretty sure he took every precaution possible. He is a trained professional.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Trump Mobile’s latest problem: Hackers just released customer informationEnglish
2·4 days agoThank you for your prompt service.
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Trump Mobile’s latest problem: Hackers just released customer informationEnglish
20·4 days agoIf you don’t prepare to respond to an IT breach then you are making a breach inevitable.
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Trump Mobile’s latest problem: Hackers just released customer informationEnglish
2·4 days agoRansom link is a 404
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Trump Mobile’s latest problem: Hackers just released customer informationEnglish
13·4 days agoAnd fraud investigators who buy stuff for front row seats
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Trump Mobile’s latest problem: Hackers just released customer informationEnglish
6·4 days agoIs Coffeezila one of them?
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldOPto
Art Share🎨@lemmy.world•Venus figurine, banana for scaleEnglish
3·5 days agoI hate puns but I have to admit that was pretty good.
I too would love if giant sloths were still around. Would make hiking river beds a lot more interesting.
I always forage a ripe prickly pear fruit if I find one.
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldOPto
Art Share🎨@lemmy.world•Venus figurine, banana for scaleEnglish
5·6 days agoSometimes a banana is just a banana.
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldtoHacker News@lemmy.bestiver.se•Why the Bronze Age CollapsedEnglish
21·9 days agoThe Bronze Age didn’t collapse. Governments collapsed. Most people alive then would have not even have known it happened.
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Technology@lemmy.world•NASA mysteriously trying to pull world’s fastest plane, SR-71 Blackbird, out of retirement — and won’t say whyEnglish
11·10 days agoIt’s theoretically possible for them to do that. But not at the budgets currently available. This isn’t just any human-driven aircraft.
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Technology@lemmy.world•NASA mysteriously trying to pull world’s fastest plane, SR-71 Blackbird, out of retirement — and won’t say whyEnglish
42·10 days agoI’m thinking it’s because no drone can fly that high or fast. Which gives it an advantage in a world filled with drones.
I expected her to but despite her problematic curiosity as a kitten she’d turned you into a cat that never leaves the house or the porch. Her sisters and her mom will go adventuring into the briar patches.





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