Fun fact, wild almonds have lethal amounts of cyanide, it’s only through selective breeding that we can eat them

It’s Nerf or Nothing

At least 10 witches for that

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No, no I don’t think I will

Lol here 😁

Absolutely rattled

Not carbonated tho, just the equivalent sugar content

Same

The physics teacher wants to measure the restitution of children

OG text says

what do you mean you lost the baby?

go find it!

Thank god they didn’t use metric, I wouldn’t have understood

Picture looked like it was from starship troopers for a second

who’s the bad guy now?

Still Mario, my man Luigi did nothing wrong

I’m gonna start pushing people out of windows and then blame the Russian government

As long as they give forehead kisses I frankly don’t care

If we assume the ground is frictionless, I’d assume we’re assuming no air resistance, just to make it easy

I know it’s more expensive, but I’d rather get a steam deck and just emulate the games

Fritties

Something between “bees!” and “meh”

Respect the hustle