They should instead make a charming gold medalian necklace, the back of which has a personalised message engraved with the precise geolocation of a hidden underground cache containing years worth of tinned food, filtered water, and lo-tech weaponry.
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Games@lemmy.world•Left 4 Dead co-creator is directing a mysterious co-op shooter for JJ Abrams' production company, and Sony's going to publish it: "We hope to deliver a bold, innovative experience"English
7·11 days agoLooks inside: Season passes and micro-transaction skins.
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World News@lemmy.world•Four countries to boycott Eurovision 2026 as Israel cleared to competeEnglish
4·11 days agoC’mon UK - do something.
I wonder how many guys who think they can be selective about the “date” and “marry” zones are even a 5 (assuming bell curve distribution).
12 if she says Waluigi.
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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•I hate how inescapable politics are on Lemmy, but at least nobody's constantly asking how blind people wipe their butt or pick up their dog's poop then completely ignoring me when I try to answer.English
3·11 days agoObviously there has to be a space for politics here as we’re trying to build a global, decentralised alternative to corporate social media, and that has to include every form of discussion and a plurality of voices. However, on traditional web forums based around a shared interest it was always a bad idea to let the politics run free, as you’d get flame wars, and eventually a ruling clique with moderator influence banning posters along political lines and a resultingly toxic McCarthyite culture. I think the answer has to be more tools that allow us control over our feeds, more easily - there is space for all of politics free, ml instances, neutral grounds, etc if we are adults about it.
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World News@lemmy.world•The US Warships off Venezuela Aren’t There To Fight DrugsEnglish
1·2 months agoWorking for the black gas.
Did you know that the real reason why carrots are orange is that they absorb electromagnetic radiation on particular wavelengths and reflect it at others?
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United Kingdom@feddit.uk•Trump administration accuses UK of failing to uphold human rightsEnglish
1·4 months agoIt doesn’t say they’re being critical.




One year on: “hey, this is actually great! Wait, come back.”