Have you missed the beautiful camouflage patterns Crocs are available in?

Oxford commas forever. Commas save lives, people!

Lemmy is methodone or saboxin compared to the tainted heroin that is Reddit.

Basically they’ve bought into the idea that the West, neoliberal capitalists to the core, is the root of all evils, so the leaders opposing the West must be good. Unfortunately, the enemy of my enemy isn’t my friend when it comes to geopolitics.

“Are you two trying for a baby yet?”

“Not that it’s your business, but I prefer facials to creampies.”