That’s a perfect body pillow. Perfect for snuggling up to on a cold rainy day.

And the peppers that troll the fuck out of your temperature receptors?

Remind me again, which ones are the ones that do the exploding thing?

I’ll be betting on that one for the 100m dash.

I have to assume some of them are fiction.

mostly because it seems a little improbable. Like turning skin transparent? … why…?

It should be noted that, aside from petty human concerns like flooded roads and properties, beavers are much better at controlling flooding and generally protecting ecologies than humans.

Go watch Fringe. It’s probably one of those.

Somebody who actually knows what they’re talking about can correct me here, but I’m pretty sure those are the tentacles, with the grabby things on the end- and in the foreground… because it was annoyed at the sub/rov. (And may have punched it.)

(“grabby things” is a highly technical term.)

It’s the Humbolts you gotta be worried about. These guys mostly just lurk and silently judge your music choices.

Dennis is the cool neighbor that always shares his weed. And the squid is a master mixologist who’s just waiting to take your order.

The, glowy rope thing… kinky, but seriously not worth it.

Wool should not be a base layer, but in the mid-layers. It can be a decent shell in lightning, and felt can hold against light rains (and will stay warm even if it does get soaked.)

Merino wool can be considerably less scratchy than lower-quality wool; alternatively wool blends will also be better (“smart wool”).

As a material, it can be quite hard wearing if it’s made sturdy. That’s less about the material and more about how it’s made.

You might want to consider a shell layer that’s wind proof, but for fall, a light sweater and a shell while active should be enough unless it’s ghastly out. (Cold and rainy. That shit seeps; and nothing wholesome ever seeps.)

Remember the critical thing is to dress in layers so you can adapt.

Somebody deserves a Scooby Snack! One of the good ones!

hey! dogs want to know too.

They’re just a lot slower, so it takes them longer to figure it out.

Considering that Craigslist is all a bunch of feebs moonlighting, contract disputes can get uncomfortable.

This is why you go with the assassins guild. They ensure it gets done, because their reputation is on the line.

Just saying.

No. That’s a Charlie Chapman ‘Stache.

The furball lacks that crazed gleam in the eyes

sounds like it wasn’t intentional.

or at least plausible deniability is a thing.

Listen to you Elder.

Does that mean it’s a berry marinade?

I don’t own either atm.

I’m not at a place where I can give pets the full attention they deserve. I do love both.

A well cared for dog is going to not smell awful, same as a well cared cat. On the other hand, there is a smell all the same.

Btw, a poorly cared for cat is going to reek something fierce. They might take care of themselves better, but if they don’t have what they need, (a clean living environment, including the litter box,) they’re going to have problems.

I don’t really see him living for another 4 years. I expect his diet, lack of exercise and excess of bike to kill him off; assuming some whackadoodle doesn’t get to him first.