Hahahaha I remember when TicTok was newish a friend of mine (who never once actually used TikTok) boomerly complained that it was “just underage girls twerking”.

He then proceeded to get roasted to hell and back the rest of the night, because Tiktock was famous for its algorithm showing you what you want to see. One boomer lying whine, and then 4 hours of being on blast and forever’s worth of random inside jokes on him.

Damn, seeing you downvoted makes see how sadly opinionated Lemmy is.

Like if you live in a rural area, a firearm is a fantastic and common investment. In rural areas, emergency help is a while away or nonexistent. Animal Control isn’t gonna be there when your chickens are getting snatched by a raccoon or your pets are getting hunted by coyotes. Cops aren’t gonna show up in time if some methhead is bashing down your door.

Plus, with a firearm, you can hunt! Yay for the most ethically sound way of putting meat on your table!

Real, cows gotta learn!

I love to sing, how does one get better at singing?

Boy do I have a song for you!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YYJ5ZViYhHQ

That sounds delicious! How much tuica does one generally have with a meal?

What

Funny, Dr. Dick-Handler, this shit is funny!

Whalk Tuah polling place and vote!

This reads as a shitpost, but I’ll advise on the chance it isn’t and you’re in a crazy deadly situation.

Make a show of applying for remote Jobs ASAP, do it tomorrow. Dress up nice for the “E-meetings”, and then hop in discord or something with a friend and have an “Interview” that goes well.

Then, explain to your family that you need to submit documents to HR to complete onboarding. Get ALL your personal documents in hand, and then ride off into the sunset away from them.

A non sci-fi planet. Never heard of it, been too into fantasy.

I guess you were born in the 1950s, kids these days just don’t know…

This

What if the kiss is just kissing the homies goodnight?

Yeah, safe to say you don’t know why the joke was an issue. It wasn’t a “Trump joke”, it was an “endorsing assasaination” joke.

Yeah, it’s a joke, yeah it was funny to me personally (I might have made the same joke), but you cannot say certain jokes publicly as a public figure.

Significantly better as just the screenshot, but POW 💥 POW 💥 POW 💥 POW 💥 POW 💥 POW 💥 POW 💥 POW 💥

Answer ye, these questions three…

Yeah, what this graph mostly tells you is that things cost more in the US.

Lord I hate those fucking cunts who see two car lengths of space as an invitation. I’m going 85, you’re going 75, don’t suddenly hop in front of me because the clown in front of you is going 70.

Entirely true! Mediocre pizza for cheap is their M.O., and they execute it very well.

“Pizza! Pizza!” is their slogan because they effectively have their pizzas half the price of their competitors. Yeah, quality suffers, but they work with what they got very well, and frankly, not many chains double the price and then have a pizza twice as good as Little Ceasars