Bold of you to assume that it’s only when I’m peeing.

Every time I open the fridge and see Sweet Baby Ray’s I have to fight the urge not to squirt some directly into my mouth. Does that count?

Took me a second to figure out what you were referring to and then legit lol so thanks!

Meanwhile, I just want to watch that bizarre video of Kim at the volleyball game again. Drugs aren’t necessary with things like that at our disposal.

Particularly when you consider that they probably originally found 50 tons!

“Offer expires while you wait.”

The scene in the junkyard with the Eric Idle Transformer and Weird Al’s “Dare to be Stupid” is permanently etched in my brain.

He was chasing them with cocaine.

I think I’ll test this thought by using Sweet Baby Ray’s for my stir fry beef tomorrow.