Well that’s certainly a way to use your last words.

Top middle bread looks like it has a butthole.

Trappey Joes

Excellent cayenne hot sauce.

It took them over a decade to realize this?

Mine have always been they just show up unannounced, take me to a conference room, and lay me off that day.

Yub yub.

Gearbox is stepping into AAAA territory here. Gotta compete with Ubis*ft.

How’s that trade war going for ya, Donny?

Threatening to sue your customers is such a brilliant business move.

“bodiless head could be placed on the mantle in the stead of a jar of ashes, or could be used as a heavy-weight paper weight or as a door stop.”

It’s time for Futurama head-jar Richard Nixon to make an entrance.

I always wondered why Ben Quadrinaro’s podracer (the one with four engines) didn’t win, you’d think it’d have twice the power.

Eh, close enough.

If you were sufficiently megalomaniacal, would you make clones of yourself so that you’ll have many more identical twins, all of whom similar to yourself and your sister?

It might come in handy as body doubles, scheduling overcommitments, or equipping them to be a small army to take over the world.

The Italian seal of approval

Methinks we need even more Linux discussions/debates/arguments.

What about our friend TREE(Graham’s Number)

He’s just now realizing this? lol

So Oscuro’s Oblivion Overhaul 2.0 essentially?

I go at my own pace since I’m doing their job essentially. It’s their fault they didn’t put enough self-checkout lanes. It gives me time to bag and organize everything logically before returning to my vehicle. If they wanted speed they should either hire more cashiers or build more self-checkout.

Flashbacks to Assassin’s Creed 2 where you fistfight with the Pope.