Slang as well. Apparently my grandma was hood af so when I tried to use what little German I knew my teacher was like that’s some informal shit.

Blood and wine is probably the only expansion I’ve found myself going back and replaying by itself.

I’m trying out Erdtree this weekend and hope it’s good~

I enjoy office work more than wfh because I genuinely like the people I work with and I think we riff off each other way better in person

The worst is when you’re trying to look for something but one of the discord bots has said a word similar ten billion times so that’s all that comes up. You’ll try to ban the bot to see other comments but then you just get like blank space or some shit where the bots comments would be

Last time I had cable there were channels with music only they were like channel 674574 or some shit tho

Imagine being a 6ft dude and some little bastard pulls out a gun and shoots you dead while the town cheers about that how courageous that little shit is.

Hah I was about to say that only bad part of startups that I’ve had was that you weren’t sure if you’d have a job six months from now. I probably just got lucky and jumped on board during the “throw cash at everything phase”

We’re just calling everything ADHD now

I just roll the dice and use the reheat button. 90% of the time it works every time

Hong Kong

I just expected like a flat New York “too tame to be fun” city but was met with mountains, beaches, and so many bizarre but charming events.

Not that I don’t like New York but it has changed a lot. I don’t want to say it lost its personality but I feel like a lot of big cities have become idk… commercialized?

The food in Hong Kong was pretty disappointing tho or maybe I built it up too much in my head. I went to so many restaurants that were recommended to me by either locals or expats and they were all so bland. Which is wild because I didn’t have to go far across the border into China to find amazing dishes.

I do feel like a lot of people here are on guard and that doesn’t make for the best vibes.

My wife was asking me the other day how my “shitty Reddit” was doing. I told her it was like someone rounded up all the little twerps that require you to add fine print to everything you say on Reddit.

Also if you post more casual things to a specific sub then you’re almost guaranteed to get downvotes from people just browsing the ‘all’ feed. Like who gives a shit about downvotes but it does make it harder to gauge if they’re from people in the community not interested or just randos.

Yeah I think men and women should all have some basic level of repair skills. I feel like somewhere along the line everyone got too afraid to break things or hurt themselves.

I like to use my impact driver to really dig in those fasteners. The crunching sound means it’s not going anywhere

Subaru had a fun campaign targeting lesbians in the 90s after they noticed that lesbians were driving their cars.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/109f0678-1848-44c1-b0d7-e753cd71fe9a.jpeg

My hobby project car right now is a “lesbian wagon” for my niece

Naturally as it’s a JS Subaru the bushings are shot

Maybe our microplastics will start self healing us or give us cancer 2.0

…either way 50/50

Was in FFA 👍

Both.

John Lilly is a nut and stuck Margaret and a dolphin together in a tiny enclosed space where neither of them could get much space or stimulation.

He would constantly just bullshit things like “oh, I’ll make the middle area of the house two feet of water deep because that’s the optimum depth for human dolphin interaction!”

Dolphins are unbelievably horny and being locked up probably didn’t help with that. The dolphin would nip at Margaret and wailed until she finally went like “jfc I’ll just jerk this fucker off”

Just drop a can of Pringles on that bad boy

I can’t imagine tackling someone for stealing from a tj maxx.

“Stop him! he’s getting away with a bag of stale snacks, a cracked pink salt lamp, and some scratched nonstick pans!”