I’m just going to throw a random thought into the mess. The balloons would be moving. Essentially, they would be vibrating from all the micro bumps. I think either the electrostatic energy or the heat generated by friction would pop balloons more readily than the weight itself.

Source: mostly guessing.

Tomacco, clearly

What do you mean GTA looks behind the times? It still looks profoundly great after a decade.

They could, but your 1s get mirrored to -1.

47.5706202, -53.5555661

Neither of those are really jobs.

What if you just like getting dicked, but don’t like being on camera? Seems like an alright gig.