I don’t know about God, but clearly there is some kind of Demiurge at play. Because how the fuck else do you explain Donald Trump’s plot armor? At this point if this were a series and it wasn’t meant to be a goofball comedy about an inept politician, I’d call bullshit.

Sidenote: Remember when having an email address was enough, you didn’t have to have a fucking phone number as well? Stop trying to de-anonymize the internet, you’re making more problems than you’re solving

I really wanted to like Destiny 2, but then they started releasing expansion packs faster than I could feasibly buy or play them. Then I learned that most of those expansions had no content anymore anyway because they think removing content is a good idea, so I just gave up.

Sadly it seems like they really would have been better off as a Halo-Making Machine like Microsoft wanted them to be.

Okay, true, but that’s not the situation described in the comic.

Information is physical? I’m gonna need a source on that one.

How is he still alive?

Disband Copyright

It’s time to end monopolies

Ya know something, you’re right, all I’ve been doing is thinking about it and now I’m in a personal hell

I tried Valve’s Customer Service but they informed me that Developer Bans cannot be overwritten by Valve staff

Can I like and dislike a comment at the same time?

Gotta mix that shit with orange fanta

This, so much this…

I tire of people saying “VOTE WITH YOUR WALLET”, when the problem is far more systemic than a “couple bad actors greedy for the green”

The shade of green used for orcs in WoW is lighter than the shade of brown

Remember in The Sims when Burglars stole babies because they were flagged as objects and not player characters?

You give up the game when you call transgender an “ism”

I’m immediately reminded of the perpendicular zone from Archie Sonic The Hedgehog, where all of reality is layers, but because one is at a perpendicular angle from the rest of them multiversal travel is easier for that. So they took it upon themselves to police the multiverse, with the number cop on the force being Zonic The Zone Cop.

Problems for Capitalism are Solutions for Humanity

If “Body Type” worked like it did in Cyberpunk 2077 I’d never complain about it again

This would be the best compromise imo