the United States one is very funny

I got a wifi babycam we can talk to the cats through.

Not anymore at least

What if it was a legal contract killing? Like, uh, I don’t know, blessed by the pope or something

Politics under Clinton seem civil now

As is tradition

My dude, I’ve had a few friends abs roommates who are refugees. All I will say is that war is hell, and to invite it is madness.

Eating flies. We’ve also planned ahead for lizards to eat the spiders, snakes to eat the lizards, gorillas to eat the snakes, and winter to kill off the gorillas.

I’ve got this great hiking wool sock. It’s strangely soft for being wool. I bet it’s pretty nutritious compared to that poly-cotton blend.

I’m so sorry

We had a cat that would devour watermelon. They’d start pestering us to cut out open as soon as we’d get one, and then they’d eat like half of it. It’s a great way for the furball to get their liquids, so I’d get a watermelon a week during their season.

What if they added tractors

If it distracts him, yes?

Someone tell him Barron’s Xbox gets it’s chips from Taiwan I don’t care if it’s true

I can feel the bones in my feet when I look at this picture.

I’m so glad all I ever did in politics is build some homeless shelters a few decades ago. Shouldn’t be enough to get me noticed.

We have a ghost living in our microwave. We’ve been sitting there, in the middle of a meal, and the damn thing turns itself on. Probably doesn’t help that half the town was built on an Indian burial ground.

Nah, the electrical college is supposed to prevent some of this shit

Yeah, but what quality blood are you getting? Vampires hunt. They select. “hey come lookitthis afore I flush it!” is going to get you some dudes, but they’re gonna taste bad.

Why would people have fewer destinations that they are trying to reach? Or is this just “you don’t have to maintain them as roads, now you have to maintain them as railroads lol” sophistry