If I am allowed to pretend it went off the air after season 8, I’ll go with the Simpsons.

If only we had a word for a glass wall.

I am a fan of everything careening toward becoming USB C compliant, or — in some way — just stardizing multipurpose ports. But Ethernet is still a common thing and not even Apple can kill it like they did with headphone jacks on their phones. I am personally indifferent to its exclusion but I can understand why people want it.

They are both the bad side in this case.

All these years I have been giving Christopher Guest credit for directing Spinal Tap. But it turns out I was the real monster all along.

I mean, it still has 3 USB C ports, headphone jack, MagSafe, HDMI, and SD slot.

There is no possibility of it being anything other than genitalia.

Sound is vibration. A record is a vibration frozen in place.

Alright, let’s just do this for real.
Mahna Mahna

Anecdotally, it seems kids favour neighbourhoods with smaller (or at least narrower) lots and flat ground for candymaxxing.

You

Me

As if she went into this blind. Conservatives know what kind of people conservatives are; they just try to tell us it is something else that is not deranged.

“One hotdog, please!”

“Fill out these forms where I put the fun stickers and get a witness to sign.”

“What if I don’t want this much commitment for a hotdog?”

“Jail >:-(“

Me

It was an attempt to be funny because they went out of their way to say “period” but then used an exclamation mark instead. Oh well.

Can’t help but notice you used exclamation marks instead of periods. Sincerely, the pedantic community.

There really is a XKCD for everything.

The word ok expecting me to spell it out instead of pronouncing it like oak.