Anecdotally, it seems kids favour neighbourhoods with smaller (or at least narrower) lots and flat ground for candymaxxing.

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As if she went into this blind. Conservatives know what kind of people conservatives are; they just try to tell us it is something else that is not deranged.

“One hotdog, please!”

“Fill out these forms where I put the fun stickers and get a witness to sign.”

“What if I don’t want this much commitment for a hotdog?”

“Jail >:-(“

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It was an attempt to be funny because they went out of their way to say “period” but then used an exclamation mark instead. Oh well.

Can’t help but notice you used exclamation marks instead of periods. Sincerely, the pedantic community.

There really is a XKCD for everything.

The word ok expecting me to spell it out instead of pronouncing it like oak.

I assumed it’s a troll account, but she appears to be real. And from BC. And such a stereotypical representation of BC, I’m back to questioning whether or not it’s a troll account.

I hope they investigate why every single fire suppression safeguard failed.

Samosas with spanakopita filling. I call them spanakomosas.

The size should be appropriate for the vessel. Things in the front require constant attention while the rear takes care of itself.

All you can eat sushi. It doesn’t need to be great, just all I can eat.

Masturbating won’t make you go blind.

“Why is the sky blue?”

“Because it’s reflecting the colour of the ocean.”

Now I have a hankering for a forest hot dog. Would anyone be so kind? Maybe a side of forest curly fries? Thank you for being a friend.

I did. It’s not bad. It was on TV a while ago and I sat through the whole thing. I just never feel like it needs revisiting. Judgement Day is such an improvement in every way. Can I say one and a half good Terminators?