gives me Goosebumps just thinking about it

where was Gondor when the Westfold swelled?

keep running up that hill

well, ain’t that some shit

Yavanna gets the last word in

how are you gonna sell more cars that way? petroleum doesn’t buy itself, you know

that’s a whole lot of toothpicks

be the repost you wish to see in this world

that chicken was slow roasted over a heated argument

same! went to my spouse’s work party last week, and proceeded to develop a gnarly cold by the time xmas rolled in.

I’m better now, of course; just in time to get back to work.

owls prey on mice, which makes them a humorous analogue for politicians, but also making them specifically a parliament of owls is comedic gold.

well played, robot

totally makes up for the detached tail and messed up eyes on every third bird

well now, how about that

I’ve seen this reposted a lot, and yet I still always see it as thicc batman. the optical illusion is forever stuck in my brain

and it turns out that his verbal diarrhea of interior monologues are massively influential to a vocal minority of intolerable people

when other nation’s wannabe dictators started quoting him, shit got scary

when he’s underwater does he get wet? or does the water get him, instead?

that’s so much better. I’m 100% incorporating that into my daily phrases

gotta nuke somethin’

¯\ _ (ツ) _ /¯

nobody prayed hard enough, so it got altered even more

cylindrical cans on conveyors do the exact same thing. we usually call it “nesting”, but I always explain the phenomenon with the honeycomb analogy.

a good amount of time and energy gets spent on figuring out how to prevent it, since the formation is incredibly stable, and difficult to move once it’s settled.

he flipped the producer switch