that chicken was slow roasted over a heated argument
that chicken was slow roasted over a heated argument
same! went to my spouse’s work party last week, and proceeded to develop a gnarly cold by the time xmas rolled in.
I’m better now, of course; just in time to get back to work.
owls prey on mice, which makes them a humorous analogue for politicians, but also making them specifically a parliament of owls is comedic gold.
well played, robot
totally makes up for the detached tail and messed up eyes on every third bird
I’ve seen this reposted a lot, and yet I still always see it as thicc batman. the optical illusion is forever stuck in my brain
and it turns out that his verbal diarrhea of interior monologues are massively influential to a vocal minority of intolerable people
when other nation’s wannabe dictators started quoting him, shit got scary
when he’s underwater does he get wet? or does the water get him, instead?
that’s so much better. I’m 100% incorporating that into my daily phrases
gotta nuke somethin’
¯\ _ (ツ) _ /¯
nobody prayed hard enough, so it got altered even more
cylindrical cans on conveyors do the exact same thing. we usually call it “nesting”, but I always explain the phenomenon with the honeycomb analogy.
a good amount of time and energy gets spent on figuring out how to prevent it, since the formation is incredibly stable, and difficult to move once it’s settled.
he flipped the producer switch
not with that attitude
nothin at all - nothin at all - nothin at all
“I’ll have the chicken”
“and how would you like that cooked?”
“aight I’m-a head out”
The extra cost is directly from gadget companies knowing that the cheap version is perfect, and they add functions and flair to increase profit. Understandably, if you work in R&D and need some job security, making bluetooth work in a microwave may keep your department afloat for a little while.
Noble pursuit of elegant design and business? Nope, but if people are willing to buy it, then there’s nothing stopping them from doing it.
They immediately say they’re not selling anything… then proceed to make selling points for the entire post
I have a good set of cast iron and steel pans, a dutch oven, and some decent knives. Those get me through a vast majority of my cooking. The rice cooker and blender see a decent amount of action, but the rest of the gadgets just take up space.
I also really enjoy all the parts of the process, from prep work to plating, so maybe this conversation is more about fulfillment. If someone doesn’t like cooking, then gadgets can let them spend less time doing it. If I want to make a beautiful roast or extravagant brunch, my time spent doing it is worthwhile to me.
YOYOLOO
(you only YOLO once)
be the repost you wish to see in this world