These fucking things better not be on the bike lanes.

Just hit them with a car anywhere and cops won’t even bother to arrest.

Does she?

I couldn’t agree more.

Hell yeah. Honeycrisp flavor at Gala price. How am I supposed to know what apples I got? I’m colorblind and they all look the same.

All apples are the least expensive apples.

That’s funny as fuck.

Unlock the deodorant, lock up or straight up ban cologne and perfume. I’d rather smell someone’s BO than be assaulted by someone’s perfume on the bus.

Good. Fuck honeybees, they’re invasive here.

Oh no! Not the confusion and boredom of someone having thoughts and interests different from mine.

My first thought. Just a visual gag.

😱 oh no!

Turns out companies would rather reverse planned obsolescence than lose access to an entire geographic market. I wonder what else we could get these capitalist fascists to do if we united and forced them into a corner?

Didn’t they just charge a car in 12 minutes frozen to -20C? Soon this will be a non-issue. The real road block will be stopping these companies from turning electric cars into data-mining, subscription model machines. Laws will need to be passed posthaste.

Oh!! Haha no I’m not a fan.

SpaceX is worth less…

SpaceX is worthless.

FTFY

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Ritual suicide.

Nah my favorite panel shirt is a Cryptopsy shirt. Which band has the drippy moon?

Local band shirts are the only clothing I want to spend my money on. Nothing beats repping for homies you share stages with. Everything else is purely weather-necessary, usually thrifted or made myself.