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    2 days ago

    Red apple, green apple red strawberries, yellow strawberries, red tomatoes, green tomatoes, yellow tomatoes, purple tomatoes (although purple isn’t a real color by itself). Oh and red berries.

    You might argue it’s not the fruit’s name, but when you say “honny, can you get me some apples from the store while you’re going there please?” and she comes back with green apples, while you wanted red apples, you’d be like “fuck. I should have named it better, I only asked for half the name of what I wanted, now I need to hit my wife to blame her and hide my mistake”. So my point here is, not naming the color of the fruit in its name is the cause for domestic violence.





  • Yeah, she wanted food (way too early). I didn’t respond to her screaming, so she thought: maybe I will get his attention when I lay down right in front of his mouse and keyboard, as that dumb hooman only has his attention there.

    “So you see me now, hooman? I REQUIRE FOOD! OBEY ME SLAVE!”…

    “Pleeeeeaaase? Look at how sweat I am” (puss in boots eyes and purring)

    “NOOOOOOW”

    “I’m not angry, I’m just deeply disappointed.”

    And this in loops, while constantly pushing her ass in my face and pressing completely newly discovered key combination shortcuts even computer scientists never heard of. (unable to undo)



  • Well there’s certainly a double standard as Saudi Arabia gets more of pass then Iran does for their atrocities against innocent people.

    Not by me.

    Do I support Iran defending itself against Israel?

    It is their right to defend themselves. I just condemn all violence over there. I’m well aware Israel is the agressor. But to cheer for a nation as evil as Iran is dangerous.

    Look how the double standard extends to nuclear weapons

    Just because nations like the US have double standards doesn’t mean we as a person should do too. No one should have nukes in the first place.






  • Iran has been murdering innocent people for years, are surpressing and abusing women on a regular basis, are supplying Russia with weapons used to kill innocent people in Ukraine as Ukraine is innocent itself. There is no lesser of 2 evils, there are just 2 evils and loads of innocent and pointless casualties. Fuck Israel and fuck Iran.