I want burger. I love burger. But I ate too many burgers. So then I got cancer.

He said, as he gave out instructions on how to start Civil War 2: Electric Boogaloo.

Kind of reminds me of those frozen grape juice blocks they sold in the 1930s that did NOT contain alcohol, but gave a very specific warning on the back for the exact specific steps you absolutely shouldn’t do. Because if you did complete those steps, your 100% legal nonalcoholic grape juice would ferment into illegal alcoholic wine. They’re just warning you what NOT to do. Wink wink.

You could file a complaint to the ICC, who would basically wag their finger at him.

And then trump would release a statement:

“So the ICC won’t let me be, or let me be me, so let me see. They shut down the Islands with Epstein, and now they’re so empty without me!”

Being impeached is NOT the same as being removed from presidency. In fact, there have been 4 total impeachments in U.S history. None have lead to removal of office.

I don’t disagree with your message or tone. I just see people online say “He was impeached, and nothing happened”.

No, it did. He WAS impeached. That’s what being impeached looks like. A little astrict on your presidency, and a seperate vote for removal of office. He was never voted out of office. But both astricts will remain there for the rest of history.

I don’t know about IP addresses, but I see London, I see France, I see golden_king’s underpants!!!

Ok, related question. Lets say I’M walking on the American side of the border. And lets say you are walking across the street.

If I have a lost pet, and I’m hanging lost pet fliers on the American side, can we meet in the middle of the road, neither one crossing, and I hand you a stack of fliers to post on the Canadian side?

Just waiting for humans to be next. This planet will be so much better when all you assholes are gone. Just me, a capybara, and like 30 cats, all roaming the land, getting into adventures, and exploring anchient abandoned ruins of what used to be society.

"Ok guys, this is Seattle. Yeah, it’s very rainy, I’m sorry. We’ll keep moving. But if you look in any direction, you’ll see buildings that used to be called starbucks. Well now currency has no value, so bucks aren’t much of a star anymore. Ah well, doesn’t matter. You guys wouldn’t like coffee anyways. Well…not that starbucks ever had actual coffee anyways. It was always vaguely coffee flavored sugar water.

Meow

“Yes, yes, I know. We can use this starbucks for shelter now, and get out of the rain, ok? I hear you.”

Meow

"What do you mean you’re pregnant??? With who??? Carl??? Really? Carl. You slept with Carl and got pregnant. Ok, fiiiiine, we’ll camp here until you have your babies.

And Carl? Nice! How’d you manage to swing that deal? Oh. You say cats don’t ask for consent in sexual matters…well, no, I guess that makes sense. Cats having sex always just sounds like screaming and crying. I guess I hadn’t stopped to think it was all rape."

“Meow”

“Yeah, go nuts. Piss and shit all over the place. Not like we’re staying here long.”

I’d watch that show.

An obituary section for the rainforest? Maybe 40 years ago, but print media is dead, baby! Nobody reads the newspaper!

Double??? Fuck that. Charge 10x as much. These rich assholes pay pennies while hoarding billions. Don’t feel bad for them when you need to clean up THEIR mess. I usually want everyone to feel empathy, but in this case, I’ll make an exception. Have no empathy for billionaires. Their GOAL is to make you suffer. Milk their bank account dry.

Is 1000 points the same as 1000 passes? Where you pass through the opening, is that 1 point? Or do they start getting worth more the longer you play?

Which I never understood. You just needed the apk. I only heard of the game after it was pulled. I went online, found one of those apk mirror sites, downloaded it, and installed it. Not sure why they put the phones in airplane mode to sell the phones. Then again I always have my phones set to never auto-update.

Satisfactory? Ummmm…

I don’t see any conveyer belts. I don’t see endless rails. I don’t see jump pads.

I think this is actually an HD res texture pack for a Garfield game.

I will never forget the fact that in 2006 right after the Wii launched, they were impossible to find.

So a radio station held a contest. It’s one of those things that sounds innocent enough, if you never think of the medical side of things.

So basically, the contest was called “Hold your Wee for a Wii”. You drink a glass of water, and wait. And then at intervals, everybody drinks another glass of water.

Well…a woman died, and I forget the medical term, but basically she drank so much water that her bladder burst, the water filled her lungs, and she drowned from the water she drank.

All in the hopes of winning a Wii. Then after she died, the radio station fired both of the shock jocks, and tried to distance themselves from any responsibility. This was before twitter, so the family reached out to media outlets and said something along the lines of “even if they never admit fault, even if they never help with paying for the funeral arangements, and even if we didn’t sue them, they STILL never even bothered to send us a Wii. Our mother is dead, and they’re so cheap they won’t spend $250 on the console our mom put herself through hell for.”

They did sue, and won. And a bunch of people from around the world crowdfunded and got them a Wii.

But if I were that 12 year old kid, I’d appriciate the gesture of the regular people crowdfunding to get a Wii, but I’d never be able to enjoy it. Every game, at every moment, I’d be thinking “my mom is dead…for this.”

I don’t know if I’d ever be able to seperate Nintendo (who did nothing wrong in this by the way), from my dead mom. Even with the Switch. Or retro games. I think if that had happened to me, it would kill my ability to play Nintendo, if not all games.

Is the XBox One the new one? Or the one after Xbox 360? The only company who knows how to name their consoles is Sony.

Microsoft is trying to confuse the audience by saying “oh, they have the playstation 3? We have the Xbox 360! That’s 357 higher than 3!”

I don’t own any Xbox’s. I don’t know the order they came out in. But even if I never owned a playstation, I could tell you 5 is the newest one, because 6 hasn’t come out yet.

And then there’s Nintendo…who may genuinely be on drugs when they name their consoles. I mean for gods sake! One of them was named after a penis, and one was named after a bdsm role.

Which one is the Xbox One again?

I thought GameFreak owned Pokemon.

Do you guys have Aldis in your country?

I vote for this guy for president.

Out ofthe loop here. Why does Nintendo care?

Ummmmmm…maybe I’m being a cynic here, but, wouldn’t it make more sense to do this AFTER the war?

Last thing you want is to invest all this money, and then…a stray rocket blows up the rails you installed last week.

I’d love to see this with a grilled cheese