I really don’t want “Rita Repulsa pussy ping pong balls” in my search history…

I really want “Rita Repulsa pussy ping pong balls” in your search history…

He’s not wrong. The one on the right kinda looks like Seinfeld. It’s one of those things where once you see it, you don’t unsee it.

He’s not OP. He’s just another person…

Maybe because I’m high, but you just made me ugly laugh on the bus. I just saw fireworks. And now I’m remembering that plan I had to go back to the early 90s, and buy stock in yahoo. But through a telephone error, I ended up buying cases of yoohoo instead. Still worth it. I got to go back in time and see a micheal jackson concert when he was still black, and a Nirvana concert back before they were heard of.

Still though…to be a billionaire.

This guy doesn’t even know about the three seashells!!!

hearty chuckle

Amy Jo Johnson can do WHATEVER she wants! Every boys childhood crush!

I’m 41. Which means I was a kid when the original came out.

In all my years of knowing of the power rangers, I’ve never once thought of it as (white power)(ranger).

I did however go from thinking Rita Repulsa was grotesque as a kid, to thinking “Damn, she’s kinda hott!” as an adult. Plus she has that stick that makes her monster grow.

…I think every guy would find that usrful.

Everythings made up, and the lives don’t matter.

Microsoft owns taco bell?

Let me get this straight. You ask a question about how to become a clown, but want to avoid jokes and being laughed at?

…you SURE you want to be a clown?

For most people 11 isn’t an option without buying a new computer.

In response to that, I reccomend a swift boot up the Xbox producers ass!

Wow. You actually get me.

shifty eyes

I still don’t trust you…

Well, I mean that was proven in the prohibition era. Alcohol was illegal, and thus you could be arrested for having it.

And yet, the task force to enforce these rules was like 1 agent per every 500,000 citizens. So “super secret” speakeasies were EVERYWHERE in those days. So common that drunks would knock on random peoples doors, and home owners would instinctively yell “THIS ISN’T A SPEAKEASY!!!” and the drunk would go knock on the next door. It was said you only had to knock on 20-30 doors depending on the city, before you happened upon a secret speakeasy.

The head of the task force said New Orleans was the easiest to find alcohol, having just flown into the airport, he said it took about 30 seconds before he got into a cab, and was IMMEDIATELY offered booze.

If a law is a law, but it’s not being enforced, is it really a law?

you’ll be alone for eternity and will never have true friends or camaraderie, and that by itself will consume you.

I AM a morally decent person who makes efforts to do the right thing. And that last part is STILL true!

I just don’t like most people.

Nah. It’s going to be trump vs elon.

Username checks out

The John Cena of aircraft…

It’s called flirting, and I’m quite good at it! Who could resist the Cleveland perogis? Again, not a sex euphanism. We have a strong polish population, and thus perogis are popular here.

Orrrrrr, alternative option…how about we go watch fireworks tomorrow? It’ll be a date. We’ll grab some food, and then go see the new Jurassic Park movie, and then go see the fireworks!

Uhhhhh, just be in Cleveland tomorrow at 5pm. Just, anywhere in Cleveland. I’ll find you by roaming the city and yelling “YOU SINGLE??? HEY!!! YOU SINGLE???” at every woman I see on the street. I’m sure I’ll find you EVENTUALLY!

Just don’t stop in East Cleveland. That is a seperate city, and we in Cleveland don’t recognize them as anything more than an active war zone. You WILL die if you stop there.

Soooooo, what are you thinking? Drinks? Yay or nay? Aw who am I kidding??? OBVIOUSLY we’re going to drink!!! This city is BUILT on alcoholics!!!

…wha? Where are you going??? Come back!!! I haven’t even shown you our massive free stamp!!! Thats not a penis euphanism! We really do have a massive free stamp here!