hugs for quitting alcohol

I know it’s hard, but you’re still with us, and hopefully without liver issues, or cancer. One day at a time.

Sigh. Oh, alright. Fine.

ziiiiiiiiip

Yeah, I’d totally drive a non-taxi labeled version of that! That looks awesome!

Wait…who is driving? Oh no bear is driving! How can this be??? Show me the money! Oh no!

In what world do you live where billionsires face actual consequences?

Worst case scenario, Meta pays a small fine, and doesn’t even blink. The day just goes on.

Nintendo LITERALLY invented that concept with Super Mario AllStars on the SNES.

C’mon. It’s not that hard. You’re making the assumption that Andy Stone is telling the truth, with a gotchya astrict.

What if…the big business just…LIES???

Your name makes me thing of a giant sentient noodle flying through space and devouring the corpses of the innocent

There are some games which compete for your money. There are some which compete for your time.

This game competes for neither, because it’s free, but I’m still not going to play.

Hey look, it’s that cat Joey Tribiani was scared of!

But we gotta keep the 1920s car design. You csn put a modern battery, and bluetooth, and inputs for auxilery audio devices, and modern stereo syatem, and gps, and all this other stuff…but we gotta keep the old car vibe.

I’d buy that.

What about me? On the rare occasion I see an advertisement, I have no idea what I’m even seeing. I saw a commercial a few days ago when my adblock failed.

A woman running through a public park. A man hidden in bushes, in all black watching her with binoculars. More shots of her running. He slips down into the bushes. Screen goes black, and then plain white text. “He’s watching”.

WHAT THE HELL AM I EVEN SUPPOSED TO BUY???

You post a picture of a cute cat, and you think anyone even noticed you in the photo???

Pppssshhhhh!!!

Nah. It was absolutely an asshole problem. Yes, a car was involved, but the problem was the human driver.

It’d be different if it were a self driving car. It would be like if you used a lawnmower to mow your lawn, ran over a beehive, and tgen blamed the lawnmower for getting attacked by bees. Or blamed the gun itself for the pedestrian getting shot.

I think the fact that bots are winning makes this whole thing a scam.

Fuck that! Hang this man! Head on a pike, and mount it at Minneapolis city hall for all to see.

Like?

No, I mean not a parody. I want him to be the next james bond.

I was confused. Then I realised I was thinking of Leslie Nielsen.

Guys. We should get Leslie Nielsen to play James Bond.

In the 90s, I got in trouble for bringing a calculator to math class. You’re telling me I could have just brought bees to class instead??? THATS SO MUCH COOLER!!!