How much could I buy a pizza from you for?

I feel like this comment is so generic it’s not even AI. Just a bot randomly posting pretyped comments.

What if I have no arms or legs?

No no no. First you do the walk like an egyptian dance. Then flash your hazzards. Then play peekaboo.

Mantis starts beating off with a purple dildo

Me: “…the fuck is he doing?”

Instructions unclear. Ended up doing the wave (like you see at baseball stadiums) alone in a car.

It’s not incompetency. Incompetency assumes you tried in good faith to do something the right way.

What ICE is doing is just trying to piss people off enough to be scared for their lives. They ARE accomplishing that task.

Did they cross reference this guys identity, and verify he was a citizen? No, but that was never their intent.

They aren’t incompetent. They’re malicious. Intentionally evil.

Dogs as always, are good boys.

I mean…take away the bird part, and you have my teenage years to early 20s.

Kind of. As long as you understand that people like me exist.

I ordered a big mac from McDonalds one time. I got a chicken sandwich instead.

I was sitting inside. I could easily have went back to the counter and said something.

Instead, I just went with it. Guess I’m having a chicken sandwich today!

Now, that being said, I also don’t use AI. So, I would have never noticed it being down. But hypothetically, if I tried to use AI, and it didn’t work, I’d just do something else instead.

So it won’t be the number of complaints = the number of users affected. But it does give you somewhat of a scale.

I’ve never seen this in motion…

I’d watch that.

Tamara left you to find someone who IS anti-AI.

…really hoping you dropped this: “/s”

Every proteat over ICE I’ve seen HAS been peaceful. The only time things get non-peaceful is by ICE. Spraying pepper spray in childrens faces. Slamming elderly face first into pavement. Oh, and would you believe ICE is actually murdering people now? It’s true.

Who decides who’s a 7 though? Maybe others think I’m a 10 on a good day, and a 1 on a depressed day. Maybe I’ll just want to lay in bed and cry and eat fried chicken. Maybe the next day I’ll want to fuck Halle Berry and Angelina Jolee. You know Angelina would SO be down for face-sitting, and I bet Halle gives one nervous mediocre blowjob, where she’s not quite sure what she’s doing, but she’s hot so nobody is complaining.

And maybe by Friday I’ll want to walk down the streets naked eating nachos. But fuck it’s too cold out there! Mr Winky would shrink! I wouldn’t even NEED to be in the pool!

What were we talking about?

Well I have Obama’s Bluesky. I’ll send him a message.

Look man. We’re not nominating Nicole the Fediverse chick. We’re also not nominating beans and/or corn.

Yoj can try nominating Linux, but that’s not a person and would unlikely to be considered.

Hey, what can I say? The mushroom kingdom is a dangerous place.

Out of all the artists/bands, your image has Tessa Violet. Which is insane to me, because I can remember watching her like 15 years ago on a show called =3 with Ray William Johnson. Which was essentially a comedy show that brought you 3 viral videos, and then RWJ would try to be funny over them. Nobody watched =3 for RWJ, and nobody watched Americas Funniest Home Videos for Bob Sagat. We watched both shows for the same reason. To watch idiots get hit in the nuts.

Then one episode, a 15 year old Tessa Violet, then known as Meekakitty, shows up and starts the episode by saying “Betcha didn’t think you’d see ME here!”

And I’m like “BITCH I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!”

But then RWJ tried making music, and she was in his videos. Then she started making music. And I never heard from either of them again because both of their music is terrible.

Tessa is like accoustic guitars, and whiney crying lyrics. And RWJ, despite being close to 25 at the time wrote novelty comedy songs all based around the idea of having sex with your mom. As if written for an exclusively 14 year old boy audience.

Now I see this, and I’m like “eh? She’s STILL making music???”