Paddington, and David Tennant as Doctor Who.

“What messages?”

Lol yes

Learning C, that smasher would never have stopped.

I feel seen

I need more popcorn for parsing these comments

Don’t check the Red Wedding scene on Youtube

I know, right?

Lenovo tablets aren’t alternate OS friendly.

And still lost.

Fracking toasters…

Yes. like the US, France had one job; where the US failed, France succeeded.

SHALL WE PLAY A GAME ?

“You are not serious people.”

He distracted everyone from Israel’s latest humanitarian crisis against Palestinians.

A wild rabbit has entered the clover field

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…

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The rabbit has eaten the entire clover field.

Please don’t give ‘em ideas…

He blued himself

Only five?!?

Served on a naked Hasselhoff, right?

Right?