I don’t believe I’m a failure. I believe civilization as a whole is.

Wot

I couldn’t even get it to let me use a password.

Oh, so there’s not actually that many?

Ahhh yeah that makes a lot of sense. I personally play games with super high dexterity demands for aim and whatnot, and the touchpads always felt like I wanted something better. Using it just to love a cursor reasonably at all is petty much ticking a necessary box.

I pretty much switch which games I play on the go vs at home with my mouse and keyboard.

As much as I wanna just root for the team, this all still makes me really sad.

In what games do you actually use the touch pads and what configs do you use? I’ve literally never been happy with them and I’ve tried so so hard to like them.

I’ll pay that for a handheld that can do 100fps in CS2 and BO3at 1080p. I’ll turn down even that if it’s windows. If I’m installing Bazzite, it’ll be because I don’t want the immutable SteamOS rather than because I was stupid enough to pay a company for a Windows license.

I’ll die right up on that same hill with you buddy. Don’t shoot until you see the whites of their eyes!

Math probably.

Space them in a pressurized suit with their dicks sticking out with a flange/gasket type thing so they ejaculate their whole guts out where their penis used to be!

25?!?!!?

Okay, but hear me out. Space keel hauling. Dress them such that they stay alive for a while in the horrors of space!

Can it work entirely locally?

Hey, I LIKE drugs!

Bureaucracy is good at one thing; making sure nothing slips by.

Elon wants deniability.

K, but who cares anymore?

XP.

Fight me.

I’m not making any kind of point. I just want you to call me master.