I ignore a whole lot of shit.

1 email address, but I may need more at some point

Again? I have a lovely quilt made by my great grandmother out of sack cloth.

Thanks for pointing that out so I didn’t have to.

What’s the alternative? Waterfail?

Yeah because business requirements and technology is changing at an ever slower rate…

My ICQ ID was a rather low number…

No one, it just makes sense.

You must be one of those “Throw your mother downstairs, the box of tissues” types.

Yoda sounded normal to you I bet.

And the result was… Finish the rest

The art of what now?

Some things are ridiculously easy to grow in some places and we should for exactly that reason. It’s like drinking bottled water when you have an amazing spring in your backyard of great tasting clean water.

Haha no.

The fruit will not travel.

Some produce has to be enjoyed immediately or preserved immediately.

If you mean at the farm where it came from then sometimes.Youd have know when it was picked.

The best sweet corn is heated, not cooked, within minutes of picking at peak quality.

Sometimes. You cannot go to a store and buy the freshest, most mouth watering and delicious fruits because they cannot handle being shipped even locally.

A warm, juicy peach right off the tree is an amazing experience.

Also, you know 100% of what what was and what wasn’t done to your stuff.

That said, I don’t have the time or will to grow all my own veggies that I like daily.

I can, however make enough other stuff that’s saleable so I can afford fresh veg year round.

A lot but the problem is not that, it’s keeping it limited to 8km

It’s how water feels sweetums

Uh gee, for starters don’t go around broadcasting that you’re not home. Watching your stuff. Do you want property theft? Because that’s how you get property theft! You can brag and selectively post all the highlights and none of the lowlights when you’re back if you think that you need that to feel better about yourself.

What a ridiculous title! No one buys cooling from Tesla ever since the sugar got stuck in my teeth so I had to brush the heck out of thems that can’t do, teach.

Right? Or prehensile tails and yodel like the Swiss do when you carefully crush their nuts in a vice?

We only send the death row frogs to classrooms. They know what they did, and they deserve it.

Frogs are wonderful! You’d say Frogs are helpful! You’d exclaim

Well you know why they’re all so fucking nice? Because the bad ones answer to US, The International Law Enforcin Frog Clobberers

You’re welcome!

Shut up no one likes you

The stellar jays are dumb, but have learned to not be dixks around the other songbirds where I live.

They do a decent red tailed hawk cry imitation that’s wild.

They need a small greenhouse for it. Leave it where it is, put weed block down 8’x8’ Get 3 45deg top fittings for fence rail pipe 10’ long 2 8’ 2x4 boards

Make tall triangle greenhouse using the pipes for the 6 legs 4 feet apart.

Use the 2x4s on the inside to hold the pipe spacing and structure

Cover in greenhouse plastic.

Go bananas

Look look look as a home owner with a mortgage, I think you’re looking at this all wrong.

You should be furious and demanding correction French style.

It’s super wrong and political action is desperately needed