Axe a question

I drink a gallon a day because I work outside

Yeah buddy!!

I put the fun in executive dysfunction

Deep fried meme

That’s a sad start to my morning :(

Satur(n)day

My depression says otherwise.

Also cool thing about the iPhone. Bottom right of the keyboard there’s a button labeled “return”. Push it twice to start a new paragraph.

My ADHD only allowed me to read the first two sentences.

Cute murder mittens ❤️

y’all’d’nt’ve’d’d’i’d’nt’ve’d’y’all’t’ve’d

My name is not Tony

You los(s)t the game!

The 1979 disgusted businessman lmao