Do you expect heterosexual relationships to be censored?

If we’re choosing to censor non-heterosexual relationships? Absolutely.

I’m having antitrust deja vu. Anybody else?

100%-ing that shit during lockdown was one of the hardest gaming feats I’ve ever accomplished. Next lockdown is going to be the DLC.

Didn’t know that character existed. Definitely going in the rotation.

We have very different wives.

Yeah XCOM 2 is one of my top games by playtime. That game has stolen so many nights with “one more mission”. Then they went and did that kickass expansion.

What about your spouse/partner? Maybe they’d have sex with you instead?

they’re insisting on dinner at 3pm

I understand why some people do this (our extended family included), but I fucking HATE it.

I was born in the 90s. I’m a grumpy old man

I feel my bones turning to dust reading this.

The guy inside of R2D2?

This is the last thing cats hear before they start opening the doors in your house.

in nineteen-eighty

Immediately thought I was getting shittymorphed

You’re conflating “at will employment” with “right to work” laws.

Damn Martha and John catching some strays here. Guys, they’re his parents too.

“subject is able to store and emit large bursts of microwave radiation, causing the eyeballs of several Class D personnel to melt upon hugging the subject”

Medium rare with a little bit of butter and thyme.

This is generally how Blumhouse makes films and they’ve been pretty successful from a business perspective.

Plot Twist: You get arrested for using counterfeit money, the date on the money is probably invalid in 1980.

Now I’m genuinely curious if a bank would catch it if you tried using cash from the future. If there wasn’t a redesign, do they check serials and stuff if every other security measure is present?

Dying Light 2 - Been in the mood for some dumb open world fun recently, and I refuse to buy anything from Ubisoft to fill that void. This seems decent and I liked the first one.

I played through Dead Island 2 with a buddy recently, definitely recommend giving that one a shot if you like Dying Light. Haven’t played 2 though.