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  • There was this old cold fusion joke that went something like that. Where a programmer notices someone getting free energy. They proceed to fix the bug, recompile and reboot. Fixing the problem.

    Days late but I’ve found it

    “Yo, Mike!” “Yeah, Gabe?” “We got a problem down on Earth. In Utah.” “I thought you fixed that last century!” “No, no, not that. Someone’s found a security problem in the physics program. They’re getting energy out of nowhere.” “Blessit! Lemme look… <tappity clickity tappity> Hey, it’s there all right! OK, just a sec… <tappity clickity tap… save… compile> There, that ought to patch it. Dist it out, wouldja?” – Cold Fusion, 1989