When Hitler needed to track the unwanted in his concentration camps, IBM was there.

Today, Trump has selected IBM due to our experience in this field of Fascism.

FYI: while this is not true, I’m sure most Americans will believe it.

Here I thought it was a colostomy bag

If someone can unlock your phone when you are unconscious or dead, it’s only identification. Not authentication

The difference is that Elon does things that benefit HIM

This guy helped a lot of people from coming off stupid

https://theoatmeal.com/comics/misspelling

But management can claim a win by forcing ONE IT person to go to the office.

If he does win, he will be removed within 2 weeks after inauguration if not sooner. Trump is losing his marbles fast to dementia. Anybody who votes for Trump better love Vance.

Meanwhile in Quebec, they call them patates

That’s Thorium that will do that.

With Uranium, a reactor only extracts 5% of the enemy in the pellet and the 95% left is called “waste”.

So if you take vitamin D (e.g. D3) would that be better than taking melatonin?

Why can’t peertube use lemmy accounts too?

Couldn’t they just join the fediverse like masterdon?

Where do they get the money for doing this?

Why not just bury quick growing vegetation instead?

Carbon capture is done automatically

Perrier water for the next generation

Let’s make global warming worse.

Apple uses a modified version of Bluetooth

Edit: for Apple-only version

Why not buy yubikeys for bots?

Remember kids: unless the social media site is owned by a US company, it’s a bad social media site.

The billionaires in the US are good guys and don’t sell your info.

/s

Where is that money coming from? Oil subsidies? Exploration writes? Bail outs?

LPT: if buying a new laptop, only get one that can charge via USB PD. If it can charge with a proprietary charger in addition, that ok.

Otherwise you are going to be in OP’s situation