“There’s a man in the bathroom and there’s something hard in his pants!”

Johnson would be better but his Mr Bean act is totally on purpose. He acts like that so you wouldn’t think him capable of far right cruelty. I’ve read that he even intentionally messes up his hair before he goes in front of cameras.

I don’t think they’ve actually approved a war since Korea. They ceded that power to the president. Congress never declared war on Vietnam, Iraq x2, or Afghanistan. And that’s just the big ones.

Notice how 90% of them disappeared after the election?

It’s TIME, not times or the times. Just to avoid confusion when people say the times they usually mean the New York Times.

I was full of sympathy for that kid until I found out he’s possibly been torturing and killing animals. From his supposed former behavioral therapist. It seems like he might have been lying though. He does have a photo of him with Barron and some other kids. I’m not going to link because I don’t have to spread possible misinformation.

I don’t know what to think. I hate living in the post-truth world.

I suspect it was planned out. He “jokingly” says he wanted to buy twitter. Courts say it was a legitimate offer and he has to go through with it. He protested for a moment then says oh well, ya got me. Commence purges that likely had to do with political beliefs, then here we are, buying the president of the USA for 1/176th the price of twitter. I’m just rambling here but where’s the missing piece? Or is it just that cut and dry?

Good point, I didn’t think about that.

Where I live I estimate at least half of white men hunt deer. Some people look at me funny if I tell them I’ve never been hunting. It’s absolutely necessary for population control, because we’re never going to get these people to go for reintroduction of wolves.

I’ve had a deer steak so good it ranks up with the best beef steaks I’ve had. I’ve had deer so gamey it’s gross. Hunters tell me the biggest influence on taste is how quickly the deer dies. It could be bullshit but I believe it. They aim for the heart, and if their aim is true the deer will die instantly.

I’m a big fan of jerky made in the old style (very thin and chewy) with no sugar added. Deer jerky is my second favorite after biltong. You should try it if you get a chance! I know I’ll keep an eye out for moose now.

Yep! Twitter is going to be Weixin. I’ll go to my grave calling it twitter in a pathetic display of disapproval.

The EU just announced $730 billion in war materiel for Ukraine. This is double what the US contributed over three years.

As far as I can tell, Trump has only been right about a single thing, that Europe needs to spend more money on military.

Looks like it’s blowing up in his face and it’s going to fuck him out of selling Ukraine to Russia.

The Art of the Deal

That conjured a great mental image for me of old man Putin setting out little bowls for neighborhood cats with the faces of Elon and Trump.

I’ve heard it said that Putin is actually the world’s richest man, worth over $1 trillion. I could believe it.

Also the reason why Saudis funded it. They want a piece of the post truth pie. But why did Elon even bother with the Saudi money? Is it as simple as wanting to keep the high score?

He paid $44 billion for twitter (of his and others’ money) but the presidency of the richest country on earth only cost $250 million? It doesn’t add up at all.

I often wonder how it goes behind closed doors. Is Zelenskyy all polite or is he more like you’re full of shit and you fucking know it?

I’d love to try it. How does it compare to deer? I like deer but I don’t like black bear. That’s my line for gaminess.

I have a suspicion that if it weren’t for all the disease the colonizers would have destroyed them anyway.

Also nobody intentionally made them deathly ill? Smallpox blankets.

The snails I’ve had (only twice) were delicious. Is geoduck like that? They look like a big snail.

This is just the beginning. He’s going to force the government to run through twitter. Then you’ll only be able to pay your bills through twitter. Then your national ID will be authorized through twitter. Then all banking through twitter. It’s coming.

I’m down 100%. Also give them rifles. Now we’re talking.

Maybe it’s because they’re subverting the largest and most powerful democracy in the world. Wait until the real purges start. I bet you won’t be able to dig a hole deep enough to fit your head.