That stuff would be so delicious if they took the sugar or HFCS whichever out. Drives me crazy how everything has to taste sweet. I could go on a rant about this shit. Like I love ice cream and dark chocolate and Reese’s cups and Skittles and all kinds of sugary stuff. But why must nearly anything savory be sweetened.

I didn’t like ketchup until they came out with the no sugar added stuff. It’s actually pretty damn good.

That was big business fucking with the government on purpose.

There’s a big debate now about whether dark matter really exists or there’s a better explanation for how most of the mass of the universe seems to be unable to be perceived. Related to gravitational waves lately I believe.

Take this for what it is I’m not a scientist I just occasionally read science articles.

Holy shit. I was around before the Internet and I’ve owned four smartphones.

I say it sometimes. Is “aight” a good enough bye, what about “later”? Sometimes if it’s a quick work call hardly anyone says bye.

Oooh la la

Watch Benicio’s energy in fear and loathing. It’s been a long time maybe he can still do it.

Baker Bucket is a good name for a gravity bong setup.

I take vitamin D about 5 months out of the year. Stupid fall back daylight saving time is part of it. Makes me furious my already battered mental health has to get worse from changing the clocks.

What does the Morales family have to do with this?

There are characters like this in New Orleans. They just get by and get high with the community. Homeless people really help each other out down there too

This is not always true. Here in West Virginia unaffiliated voters like me used to be able to vote in either primary. Then the Republicans canned that option. So now when I vote in a primary I am asked if I would like the Democrat or unaffiliated ballot. All the choices from the unaffiliated ballot are on the Democrat ballot.

If it makes you feel any better I’m 40 and I’ll never afford a house either. Millennials got screwed.

Not below its melting point.

I’ve got portable holes. They go everywhere with me.

I’d toss my job and host a stupid show for that kind of money in a hot second, wouldn’t you?

Clever

My man

They need to give this person a job.

Nah don’t get it wrong I get shit because I say tour instead of tore. Poem instead of pOh-ehm. Theatre instead of thee-ate-err