Russel Brand has really gone off the deep end, huh

Reef - Lay your hands

Chicken feed when a tanker has a billion dollars worth of oil aboard

I more minute of screen time for sponsors on track. One less minute of boring interviews of those drivers who have been knocked out.

Hey, at least these rules are made up before the season starts and not, like, you know, in the last few laps of a championship defining race.

It’s fart porn isn’t it?

Absolutely love Airalo. Simple, painless and really good prices for their data plans (in Europe at least)

I, for one, will be crushing a grape tonight, such is my outrage.

Huh, guess we don’t do self deprecation

So that makes Lemmy what? The smeggy bellend?

Blue Orange Green Brown Slate White Red Black Yellow Violet Pink Turquoise

Yes, of course. And I am deeply suspicious of anyone who doesn’t sing silly little songs to their pets.

So, his actual name is Louie. In no particular order, he also goes by:

Louie

Lewis

Douglas Luis

Doug

Duggie

Duggie boy

Doog

Dooglarse

Dougie Howser MD

King Louie the XIV

Lewis Hamilton (but said in a French accent for some reason)

Handsome boy

Chuuchi boy

I’m in my mid forties, I have the beard growing ability of a 13 year old girl. I would fucking love to be able to grow a thick, bushy beard. But alas.

Guess my massive wang makes up for it.

Definitely don’t want that Latino Twerk Compilation burned into your brain.

Oh, that is just tickety-boo!

Does Goofy consent?

Snooker is so ridiculously difficult. If I knock in a 9 break (red, black, red) I am so proud of myself. And yet I have played against guys who will knock in a 60 or 70 like it’s nothing.

A gas hob is so much better than an electric hob.

Tmm?