Nicolas Cage’s The Wicker Man is the only John Wick spinoff worth your time.
- That movie is older than John Wick
- It’s a remake of an even older movie
- Which is based on an even older book
- The plot has NOTHING to do with hired killers or anything John Wick related
Are you sure you didn’t mixed up the movie?
That read exactly as a footnote on a Terry Pratchett book, if you have never read Discworld you should, it has the same sense of humor that you do. For example another popular saying being bastardized: