Fool me once yadayada, fool me 7,835,283 times again.

You forgot that Trump will pre-emptively pardon himself and everyone involved, and so nobody will ever be held accountable or face any consequences.

So many interviews devolve into:

“Why do you want to work for this company?”

Which is code for

“Just how desperate for this job are you?”

“Claude, write me a recursive AI prompt, then execute it.”

“I’ll be leaving for the day. Notify me if anything changes.”

Yes! The trickle down will be enormous! /s

Let the little birdies just Beat it!

For a moment my brain thought:

“Is R-word = Republican? With a hard R?”

"Hello, Harambe, I’m President Donald J Trump, but you can call me Donald.

You know, a lot of people say you and I are alike. A lot of people, very smart people, some may even be smarter than me. They say we’re alike because we’re both big, strong, have great hair and huge hands.

But here you are eating ban-nan-nas. I don’t eat ban-nan-nas. Actually I don’t eat any type of fruit. Fruit is for pussies.

So, I’m gonna order in some hamberders. Have you ever had McDonalds, Harambe? Oh, it’s fabulous! You’ll love it, I promise you, Harambe."

Harambe kills himself.

I used to always add one incorrect tile and skip one correct tile.(It would still pass)

I thiught I was such a rebel lol

Then I figured, they’d be stupid if they didn’t show the same image to multiple people…

Sometimes, the smiting gets out of hand.

See also Noah and the Flood.

Well, this all depends on if you class Joe Rogan as a Human or a Neanderthal.

Waiting for…

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They didn’t even make it red so we’d know it was a Ferrari lmao

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You know. A worst case scenario.

I don’t know how you can tell if the flame survived the fire, or if the fire totally destroyed and has replaced the flame.

We should all message him “Hey, I see your bio has lots of Old English from around 900AD, and I’m looking for someone to translate some old books. Can you help?”

Linus-AI adds # And fuck nVidia! to the end of every patch.

So, the outer defense wall looks like attackers could just hop over it?

No wonder it’s not standing anymore!

That looks like one cuteness, and one danger.

The dog peeling like a banana was what convinced me…