Lina Khan should be the next attorney general.

Is… is that a lightning rod? Does the local fire department know how you’re powering these “experiments?”

“Sir, we’ve found something… interesting. He’s apparently downloaded over 600 images of frogs to his computer. Specifically, one cartoon frog over and over again. We’re thinking it may be some sort of covert code system.”

Could it be that people don’t want to pay money to strap advertising machines on their faces? Has the robotic Augustus Caesar LARPer lost touch with the common people?

No, it is the plebeians that are wrong.

Mattis checked with his Russian counterpart before, during, and after to make absolutely certain there were no Russian forces in the area. By the end of the bombings, that statement became true.

We’re way, way past that. Oil executives should be flayed and impaled in the public square. Then banking executives. Then insurance. Then pharmaceutical. Then…

Good point, but LLMs are both ubiquitous and the public face of “AI.” I think it’s fair to assign them a decent share of the blame for overpromising and underdelivering.

Yeah, OpenAI, ChatGPT, and Sam Altman have no relevance to AI LLMs. No idea what I was thinking.

You mean the multi-billion dollar, souped-up autocorrect might not actually be able to replace the human workforce? I am shocked, shocked I say!

Do you think Sam Altman might have… gasp lied to his investors about its capabilities?

Beautiful sword, but looking at it gives me the strangest urge to carve runes into my skin.

Netanyahu cares about his own political survival and nothing else. He told the families of hostages that he’s waiting for poll numbers to negotiate the hostages’ release, then never even made a good faith effort to negotiate, regardless of the poll numbers.

Netanyahu is committing genocide to game domestic politics and stay in power.

And make sure at least one person in your future gang is a really good cook. You want your dumpster stew to be as close to edible as possible.

Obsessing about what ifs to the point that it blocks your brain from actual problem solving is among the worst ways to handle stress.

Think critically and discern baseless fears from actual concerns.

8 hours of dailies 5 days a week is the most ridiculous and pointless grind I’ve ever seen.

My flat earther forums have a stickied Q&A where you can find the real truth on any topic. Did you know that dolphins are aliens sent to spy on us?

“Your computer might be fucked or whatever. Maybe do some shit about it. Brought to you by Carl’s Jr. We love you.”

“From hell’s heart, I stab at thee. For hate’s sake, I spit my first unbanned keystroke at thee.”

Finally some good news. The discovery of the Prothean ruins will bring the entire world together.

“Everyone just please wear safety helmets in the Klingon sex room. We don’t want a repeat of last time.”

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