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Cake day: June 12th, 2023

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  • Quick story. My wife and I were at a petting zoo waiting in line to go pet the animals. After the group in front cleared out a bit they opened the gate for the next group to go. Well, we are child free and the gate person just assumed the kid behind us was ours. They let the kid run in with us and closed the gate on the kids actual parents. It took them a minute to realize oh I closed that too early and those 2 adults have no kid.

    We enjoyed our time because we like animals. A lot of kids do share our passion for animals so I kinda get what you are saying.







  • I usually tell people that I have a rare medical condition where everything I say sounds sarcastic, but I’m serious. It doesn’t work all the time. I had my co-workers, after 5 years of knowing me, think I was lying about something because I smiled towards the end. I had to explain to them my condition. Then I had to explain that it’s not a real condition, but just a way to easily explain my goofiness.

    The more I would try to convince people the more they thought I was lying. I just don’t try anymore.