Hey! You should show off how awesome Figaro is by showing a pic. Check out one of mine.

You are a wild one that’s for sure. Is it the peanut butter vinegary tang? Would you put pickles in your peanut butter? Or maybe kimchi?

Around 12 years old or so. I’ve been hearing something similar to this my whole life. I didn’t understand how true it was until I started recruiting in 2009.

Not that it started with Bush, but after ‘No Child Left Behind’ act schools were incentivized so pass all students. They tied school funding to graduation rates and passing students. Teachers taught more just to the test and not comprehending the material.

I’m sure it’s gotten worse COVID.

Those breakfast shakes? I had one of those. They are pretty good.

What deeeee fuk?

What type of mustard?

Whenever I’m talking to a little kid and they start trying to joke me, I normally reply with the “oh yeah. Well I can go and eat cake for breakfast or dinner if I want.” That usually shuts them down.

For the confused they are normally related through family or friends. I’m not just going out to the playground to start trash talking a kid. They normally are just being kids and start making jokes.

Someone has never heard of the adventures of inside out boy.

https://archive.org/details/03_20221023

Maybe she got excited thinking about how smooth you were. Either way, I would take it as a positive sign.

I’m not even supposed to be here today.

I thought it might be a stupid movie to hate watch but I enjoyed it. The bread crumb trail quest line type of movie scratched the itch for me.

I was lying in bed when I sneezed and hurt my back.

DO IT!! For real. I think that might be the breaking point for a third party and we can finally do what the Bull Moose party couldn’t.

I have the same rules for my cats. Then I see little paw prints on my stovetop in the morning.

There was some guy that got to interview a bunch of billionaires for some reason and their views on an apocalypse situation are eye opening.

making guards wear disciplinary collars of some kind in return for their survival. Or maybe building robots to serve as guards and workers – if that technology could be developed “in time”.

https://www.theguardian.com/news/2022/sep/04/super-rich-prepper-bunkers-apocalypse-survival-richest-rushkoff

Fixed my mistake. I clearly need more carrots.

So do you not see during noontime that well?

I only ask because the carrots giving you better night vision was a lie made up during WW2 in order to keep radar tech a secret. Carrots might improve eyesight if you have weak eyesight, but it does doesn’t give you super vision.

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/carrots-cant-help-you-see-in-the-dark-heres-how-world-war-ii-propaganda-campaign-popularized-the-myth-28812484/

Should have worn the brown pants.

They might want the resources of earth.

There is also a chance they might want to hunt and/or rape us for the fun of it.

They probably promised him a hotel too. That goes right next to an amusement park so it sounds like a no-brainer.

Could be from down under?