We’re already speedrunning climate-based societal collapse, so there’s not really much time to slow walk these things.

Considering, low crime, and no terrorism, it’s more along the line: “We want it to stay that way”

You really don’t think painting immigrants as criminals and terrorists is a common fascist talking point?

I guess technically he spent $44.13 billion

I apologize. I did not realize the seriousness of the situation. I will refrain from any further light-hearted jokes.

Groundhog Day (1993)

Quantum is when two things at the same time

8 years olds, dude

Frequently, yes.

There was a reddit thread where a guy clearly got his dick stuck in a M&M mini tube and refused to admit it, referred to it as a “cylinder” stuck in a tube, and really stuck to the bit.

Or how you accidentally steal someone’s cat…

So you’re telling me if I stop breathing I’ll never get older? I’m in!

So… nihilism?

It’s crazy how much more you can get done in one calm uninterrupted hour than in a whole very active afternoon.

Congratulations, you are now an “early riser.” Enjoy the hours from 4-6 am where nothing happens and nobody bothers you (unless you have kids…)

This is what Ilya saw…

This is one of those movies I will only learn about through memes.

The Report of the Committee Appointed by the Royal Society to Consider of the Best Method of Adjusting the Fixed Points of Thermometers; And of the Precautions Necessary to Be Used in Making Experiments with Those Instruments

Seems fancy and legit, I see no reason to actually read it and confirm the info.

I like this version better than “he had a fever when he measured 100 degrees” so I will choose to believe it without further research.

I hope you are correct.

It’s just a really big coincidence that god happens to want all the exact same things they want and when their book explicitly says otherwise (taxing the rich, being generally kind to people) it’s actually a deeply convoluted metaphor for actually doing exactly what they wanted in the first place. Isn’t god “great”?