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My new Norm Macdonald SNL Jokes community. I am reposting screenshots of the Twitter account of the same name. I’m going “there” so you don’t have to!

I’ll try to post one a day, but no promises. The posting schedule might be sporadic, so don’t get hung up on a specific time.

I will no longer kneel before Zod.

We need to have a Norm McDonald Joke of the Day here on Lemmy. If I had the time I would do it, but alas, I do not.

That was probably me on Reddit. I’ve probably posted it there on a similar post.

My wife & I were going into a restaurant one afternoon, and there was a man in a wheelchair with no legs below the knee sitting next door at the exit to Walmart. His sign said that he was a homeless vet. As we started in, I told my wife to hold on, and I ran over and gave him $20. When I got back, my wife said, “Did you just give that guy 20 bucks?” I said, “Yep, why?” She said, “You know he’s just going to spend it on alcohol.” I said, “I hope so, the guy ain’t got no legs, let him have a good drink!”

Where I live, there isn’t much walking, but the homeless stand at intersections and hold signs and look at you while you wait on the light to change.

My wife, who is a much better person than I, will keep $5 McDonald’s gift cards in her vehicle and sometimes hand those out. She says that there is a McDonald’s within walking distance of almost anywhere in town, and that $5 is enough to get a couple of things off the value menu and a free cup of water. If they’re really homeless and hungry, at least they will have something to eat.

I loved movies 2/4/6, was not a fan of 1/3/5.

Y’know, I would never have thought of betting on it, but now that they told me I shouldn’t, all I wanna do is bet on it.

I have a simple rule – I see Norm, I upvote Norm.

He is missed.

I’m unnaturally excited to see this movie!

Money. Money is the reason they couldn’t stay “Football Team”. The Trademark & Patent Office told them that it was too generic and that they couldn’t trademark it. Therefore anyone could sell merchandise with the name on it. That’s not going to fly, so Commanders it is.

As a side note, Daniel Snyder made a BIG deal about having a contest and letting the fans have a say in the new name. The truth is that he trademarked the name Commanders the day before announcing the name change. That’s what it was always going to be, and he didn’t care what the fans wanted.

Amen, brother. Voyager helps scratch that old Apollo itch.

Since you just joined and aren’t yet deeply invested in your new account, you might want to think about joining piefed.world. It’s the same .world instance, it just uses the PieFed front end, which is much cleaner and more feature rich.

Man, I really like PieFed. I have been on a small local-ish Lemmy instance for about a year and a half, and I have enjoyed it, but PieFed is a much better front end for Lemmy. The owner of my instance has deployed PieFed, I’m helping to beta test it and get it stable, and I plan on staying here.

I left Reddit the day the API ban went into effect and Apollo no longer worked. And to be clear, it wasn’t just that Apollo quit working, but it was also the way the dev was treated. He was trying to negotiate with Reddit to keep the app alive. Reddit & Spez not only weren’t negotiating in good faith, but then tried to make Christian look like the villain. Unfortunately he recorded everything and brought receipts proving Reddit’s lies, and that was enough to make me walk away.

I spend the majority of my doomscrolling on Lemmy, and the only time I go back to Reddit is for live game sports threads (specifically for American football), which haven’t really seemed to catch on over here. I have done a couple of playoff games with Mastodon hashtags, and that worked pretty well, but for regular season games, I participate in the Reddit live threads. But daily reading/commenting? It’s over here now, and I’m plenty happy.

Thanks Obama.

No no no, you misunderstood. Trump has immunity, no one else did or ever will.

My favorite joke about this is:

I’ve never in my adult life crapped my pants. But I pack like I’m going to crap my pants multiple times a day every day.

I agree

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