Octospider

I’m sure an eagle could even pick it up and fly away with it. I’ve seen eagles pick up mountain goats.

What’s “taters”, precious?

Maybe at work. Getting an email at work means… well, work.

I’ll add hitting on the mannequins and slapping their asses when I walk by.

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Well, if it’s your house, just know that many many people would consider themselves very lucky to be in your position. That may help keep things in perspective.