This is news to me so thanks for the heads up.

I’m awaiting my db0 approval now.

Pain is the only language some understand. It’s unfortunate but it’s true.

See also: Brodozer and Pavement Princess.

There’s a reason these little piss bucket streamers don’t pull this shit in places like UAE or Saudi Arabia. You won’t get six months. You just don’t come back. Ever.

Good riddance to the little cunt. I hope he gets his asshole resized real good.

All those stakeholders be like

If observing a system changes it, then quantum mechanics is just the science of everything getting awkward once you make eye contact.

You’re also getting no say in where you end up. It could be any city in the United States.

We’re soft and have abundance now. Wait until the food gets scarce.

Suppressed speech here you come!

Ooh! I’ve got this one!

I grew up in rural Mississippi and used to work with a guy who admitted to having never seen an Asian person outside of TV or film until he went to college. It was his roommate.

“Pull my finger, Funnie!”

Good catch! I knew I left out some greats. I came up with the list off the top of my head.

I didn’t get into Dragonball until my first semester of college in 2002. Toonami after work-study for an hour and then we all hit the cafeteria.

We didn’t know how good we had it.

My old roommate passed away in 2014. I still miss that goofy bastard.

Duck season

Definitely the '90s. It’s no contest.

• Reboot
• Back to the Future
• Hammerman
• Project Geeker
• Bobby’s World
• Rugrats
• The Critic
• Beetlejuice
• Aaaah! Real Monsters
• Doug
• Super Mario Bros.
• Mario Brothers 3
• Super Mario World
• Batman The Animated Series
• Darkwing Duck
• X-MEN The Animated Series
• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
• Animaniacs
• Pinky and the Brain
• Hey Arnold!
• Tiny Toons
• The Tick
• Talespin
• Rocko’s Modern Life
• Pokémon
• Spider-Man the Animated Series
• Freakazoid
• The Angry Beavers
• Tales from the Crypt

I was a cartoon junkie as a kid. Good times.

I feel you. I’m a child of the early eighties and my adult experiences have made me jaded as hell with debilitating trust issues. I’ve just about given up on anything improving.

AdGuard lifetime membership in 2017 for Android.

Best. App. Ever.

It has been nearly ten years since I purchased the lifetime AdGuard membership for Android.

I can’t believe most people are out there raw dogging the internet. It’s damn near unusable and the dark patterns aren’t even hidden anymore.

Or Morphe. Same devs.

Having to switch to Raiden really ruined the game for me. And I even bought the demo disc from eBay before release and played the hell out of it. 100% the original on PSX too. I knew that tanker top to bottom.

Suddenly I’m playing as this girly looking rookie. I learned to enjoy his story arc through the rest of the series, but Hideo Kojima really swung and missed in my opinion.

Never mind that the story got batshit bonkers at the end of the game. Metal Gear Solid 3 and Metal Gear Solid 4 are at the top of the heap for me. MGS2 was a let down.