Im being gaslit and gangstalked.

Eastern fence lizard

lives in California and has poison blood

You really expect me to believe this shit?

Ask her nicely then softly cup from underneath

Fuck Neil Druckman, Naughty Dog, and Sony, in that order. Amy Hennig carried the whole PlayStation brand identity and got couped over some good ol industry sexism so that N.D. could opine about how hard it is to be a white man

Genetics + diet. I’m something of an expert on the field and can say you’re normal.

Because those millions of dollars are an investment in a long, profitable career. “Take the day off and rest” versus “keep pushing and do irrecoverable harm to your body,” which do you think is preferred?

Oh okay my bad I got confused

It’s simple: Boomers grew up in a world where money was handed out for free just for being white. The ideas of hard work, financial responsibility, or the value of a dollar were lost on the whole generation. They don’t think twice about sending $25,000 to some random person because that’s how they got that money in the first place (50 years ago, which they used to buy their first house (now their fourth rental property)).

Hope this helps

Artist vs. The Art, basically. She always had a bit of ick, IIRC at this point she was married to the billionaire heir to the Hennessy fortune. Seems to have went off the deep end after the divorce when the (Obama-era) US Government barred her from entry (from seeing her son) and seized $X of funds from her US bank accounts based on a flimsy connection between her, her father, and the (US-determined) “terrorist” organization her father founded. I think it was at that point she got a hate-boner for Western liberalism (who she was already talkng potshots at early in her career, just in a less personal sense), got shafted hard by her label who butchered AIM and MATA into inoffensive pop trash (listen to OHMNI W2020 (2020) single or The Bells Collection (2023) if you don’t believe she’s still got it), and then was hospitalized with some severe illness (I’ve never cared enough to really put the details of it to memory), had a near-death experience and came back Christian.

How do I feel? I really don’t tbh. The works of hers that I love stand completely on their own and a lot of her “crazier” takes today track better than a lot of people think they do when you really look into her messaging

I somehow only found out about this project last year. If anything could dethrone MAYA as my favorite hip-hop album of all time, it would have to be an even crazier, deconstructed club official tape of MAYA remixes, outtakes, and b-sides released for free to support Snowden and WikiLeaks.

Death Grips, Charlie XCX, 100gecs and basically every big left-of-Swift pop artist owes a hand to this era of MIA.

Sorry bruv, propa bugga’d that’n up, aye? Meant’chu say bicenti kilopounds

god Dave the Queen

Relatively, moving to the US has been so much harder than moving out for a long time now

Wut? Barring like the past 10 months of the current administration (because you said “for a long time”), the US has consistently been at the top of the charts for gross immigration for decades.

Where do you even get the idea that the average American (poor, monolingual, undereducated/uncredited) has an easier time moving to another (comparable) country than one does to it?

Just gotta have that doctorate in geoengineering (go into $200,00 debt in America to get it, never mind that)

It was formative and I’ve been ruminating ever since

That bitch is responsible for my parents going through my closet while I was at school in 2014 to throw away my Marble Hornets shirt and incidentally finding a fleshlight I ordered off eBay and then grounding me for 6 months so fuck her I hope she rots

Its gonna happen bro

Half Life 3

You get healthy by doing these and “organize your space, keep a schedule, and avoid instant-dopamine responses” is like the first bit of advice behavioural therapists will give you

I’m fine with it but my wife is intolerant and it makes no sense to get two pints when we barely ever finish one together

Hotline: Miami 2 and Mulley’s lactose free Cookies N’ Cream but I’d rather be housekeeping and eating healthy :)