I’ve never heard of it I don’t think? To those who watched it and it was obviously a bit farm - what gave it away?

Fuck Spez

CNN previously reported that Phillips, who serves as associate administrator for the Office of Response and Recovery at FEMA, described in a podcast last year multiple episodes in which he said he was suddenly teleported miles away — including once to a Waffle House roughly 50 miles from where he had been.

I hope that Waffle House was open, per the Waffle House Index.

They don’t want to break the things that hurt their bottom line.

Break society and make everyone hate each other? Hey buddy - small price to pay. Gotta think of the shareholders, after all. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

I just want to put it out there - I live in an area where crabs are plentiful. And delicious. I have caught and ate many a crab in my life. I fucking love crabs.

So to any crabs who might be reading this, I give you permission, should the opportunity arise, to swarm me, remove my flesh, and drag my bones. It’s only fair.

Fair enough.

No, no, no, fuck you, fuck your space startups, fuck your VC’s, just stop.

Why does this work so well? Make it happen. Donate all proceeds to The Trevor Project.

My god…it’s incredible!

Aahahaha was supposed to be printer-gram but I have no idea what happened. Pun utterly ruined!

But are you actually from Canada though?

My partner and I fit in this range. We don’t have kids, but there is the offhand occasion where we need to print something so we just do it at work.

And if worst comes to worst, we have a shitty old cheap Canon that works if you turn off all the lights, light certain candles, and draw a printer-gram on the floor while we hold hands in the center of the room while saying a quiet prayer under our breath.

Edit: fixed the pun but too late now.

Yeah they were way off with Tylenol.

Abbott hates Houston…he loves that this is happening. No coercion needed, trust me. He’s just as evil as Trump, Miller, etc.

Every election he tried to put in new measures to make it more difficult to vote in the more populated counties because he knows it’s only a matter of time before the folks in the cities boot him and his asshole friends.

They’re here, in Houston at least. Red state but the big cities are blue. The people in Houston have no love for this shit.

ICE Houston makes over 1,500 arrests during 10-day operation

U.S.-born Houston teen says ICE agents beat him and his father during early-morning stop

And just 1 example showing how we really feel about it:

Houston Halloween display appears to show lynched ICE agent mannequins in MAGA-like red hats near Mexican flag

I’m not familiar enough with it with respect to images I guess, so I didn’t know. But thanks for the tip, I’ll start playing around with it :)

Can someone with talent remake this gif by replacing the word “flames” with “leopards”?

Original link: https://media0.giphy.com/media/xQz492gZVUoms/giphy.gif

That’s the 12 days: Dec 25 - Jan 6.

Jan 6 is All King’s Day, when the 3 Kings visited Jesus…aka Epiphany…aka the first day of Mardi Gras season.

I’m not religious, I’m just from a culture where Mardi Gras is very important. And imo, we should all celebrate a day for no other reason than to eat, drink, and be merry :)

Edit: Holy shit, just realized I’m replying to the wrong comment lol

That’s impressive as hell! You should be proud!

I’m very sorry for your loss, but that’s a really great accomplishment. I’m glad you 2 were able to find each other and that you were able to learn from your experience with him. All the best <3