Wherever I am in the world, if I see a McDonald’s I know I can get something quick, easy, and satisfying enough to get me by. That’s true in America, Europe, South East Asia, New Zealand…

Yes

Big up yourself! All day. Every day.

Sounds like an RV

You’re good at being wrong.

My house is less than a hundred years old and is made from old growth redwood.

Lol ok. It isn’t.

To flex during earthquakes.