True, but… like… Can we also do both

It doesn’t taste as bad as everyone seems to think, but it still just feels disturbing in concept.

Especially the ones at the insurance companies where the patients medical decisions are ACTUALLY made.

Parents being dicks to kids because “ow, my pride!” Is SUCH a pet peeve. Sorry you had to deal with that, broski

“Uhh… Something something about an inordinate fondness for beetles.”

Pffft, glowing things can’t be dangerous! I snorted the glowing powder that was in my negative ion bracelet and I feel fine!

Dad, you’re drunk!

PSA: For maximum hygiene, close the lid BEFORE you flush.

That took me too long

The thing is that most voters would be in favor of such a thing. Which is why those policies rarely find their way to polls. We don’t live in a direct democracy. We live in an oligarchy.

Edit: Talking about the US here.

They HAVE to pay the peasants or they won’t work! Pay the oligarchs and it will eventually trickle down

Or Anthropology. Right now, we have realized that New Caledonian crows have entered an equivalent to the early stone age in humans. Therefore, we can gain a lot of insight both about the nature of technological progression and of the very nature of intelligence (and the differences between mammalian and avian intelligence) by doing these studies.

It’s more like… Having an extra layer or two stashed at convenient locations like a chipmunk.

I’m with Homer. Fuck that guy

I mean… You could try a tea shop! Usually have good pastries too

TIL: Guinness Book of World Records origin story is the same as a D&D campaign: started in a tavern.

I mean… There’s that one species that entered its own stone age…

I’ll admit, because of my Christian upbringing, I have begun to wonder if this is Hell. Just enough hope for you to know that it could be better, but no memory of anything but this. There’s enough people not suffering (or at least pretending not to) to give hope, but no ability to ever change it. Isolation, pain, monotony, and just enough joy for most people to keep marching onward until they die, hoping that eventually it will get better.

Gods… This happens to me when I say I program in R.

Meanwhile, giving myself root access to my own computer is a bitch. I need to just switch to Linux