The original opening sequence had Gordon completing several hundred grant applications, but it didn’t playtest well.

I’ve lived in a house with these windows for the last 15 years, and didn’t know this.

Did he also eat his meat raw and sleep in trees?

Just after Salmon(d). Presumably, the next one will be the well-known Scottish politician Davey Coelacanth.

I’VE GIVEN THEE COURTESY ENOUGH

This guy is plainly off to hunt some trolls.

I’ve just finished Control; picked up the enhanced edition (includes the DLCs), and thoroughly enjoyed it. The combat feels satisfying once you get the mechanics down, and I loved the plot/environment. Like playing a mash-up of the SCP Wiki and The Lost Room.