Did the boss drop any good loot?

I saw the thumb and just thought, Macos for maco Monday?

If Weird Al died on a Friday and came back the following Sunday, would he be Ryzen Al?

Now stop and ponder why they’re getting this idea from an art teacher

Because you were able to fuck the other guys moms so well?

I got it, and beat it, in the last month, and I agree. Had a blast.

Maybe he’s not fleeing the states crumbling infrastructure, maybe he’s taking his wife and/or daughter(s) for out of state abortions.

Better Sue him to be on the safe side.

Where else are you going to suck balls… All day… Because you like it so much?

At least six of those go against the core tenets of MAGA

Same, but Makita. My parents had a handheld Dyson, and it was a pain at times because they had to charge it when it died, or you found no one had charged it at the worst times. Because I always have a spare Makita battery it’s just a case of swapping them over and sticking the dead on on the charger while you continue vacing

Battery powered handheld vacuum cleaner. Though I’d only use it for bits and bobs and still use the big Dyson for most of the cleaning, but the hand vac gets used a lot more. Also, a spot cleaner for carpets/upholstery. I did expect it to be useful, and it means we no longer periodically hire a rug doctor, but i hadn’t appreciated how useful a wet vac is for spills, not to mention the time the dishwasher drain pump failed and I didn’t have to mess around bailing it out.

Was the letter reassuring her that, even at the end, you had chicken?

I’m sure Mr Brazilian knows how bowls work, but like me doesn’t understand how they can be Canadian

Somewhere in the book of McMahon

My favourite bible passage is the one where Moses goes to see Pharo, and tells him that the Jews are trying to form a union.

Have they tried firing most of the neurons, keeping only the most hardcore?

So, if someone were to crash the moon into the earth to stop it escaping, as many as 1/12 of the population could experience a reduced quality of life?

Might need to consider not doing that I suppose.

Well, a “free” OS anyway.

I updated mine a couple of weeks ago. I was actually really anxious as It went through the process, but it worked fine, at first…
Then I found out Microsoft considered it a new computer and deactivated windows. (And that’s when I found out they deleted upgrade licences from windows 7 & 8 back in September)

That was the point the mask slipped for me