Well played; I hate you

As a former Ford Focus owner, this is absolutely true.

The gem smuggling episode was fucked

I kinda want to see what nonsense it says about me.

So what did he call it then? Half-Dandy, Semi-Sly, Republican?

I like this one.

Well it was about that time that I noticed that the Beetles Agent was about 8 stories tall and a crustacean from the protozoic era

Trade war in a nutshell

So… What were the other 41?

… I should call him.

No apparent damage, I guess any flower will do?

They keep coming for my cucumber plants, so I thought I would get a feeder, would that be a bad idea?

Attila the Hun

So… Red T-shirt with yellow pants?

Honestly, I see more memes about the mugshot being everywhere than the actual mugshot itself.

It’s already got dog sucking and dick spaghetti, one hell of a start.

A monkey’s paw in real life!