No apparent damage, I guess any flower will do?

They keep coming for my cucumber plants, so I thought I would get a feeder, would that be a bad idea?

Attila the Hun

So… Red T-shirt with yellow pants?

Honestly, I see more memes about the mugshot being everywhere than the actual mugshot itself.

It’s already got dog sucking and dick spaghetti, one hell of a start.

A monkey’s paw in real life!