

Ah yea, kudos for basic decency and meeting the bare minimum.
I have been asexual for most of my life, so trying to explore sexuality a bit. I’m a fairly skittish guy that is into some weird kinks.
Ah yea, kudos for basic decency and meeting the bare minimum.
Well. That explains why I have no boners today. The spiders ate it…
True. They are yummy, and the people where starving. How could I forget that!
Nice! You just killed every boner within 15 miles!
Airstrike available!
But it’s more fun when they open your can in their direction
I think full bladder can force one, but I certainly had it even without a full bladder.
I read from Cracked.com that it’s your body’s way of making sure everything is still functional down there.
It’s not like there is anything on there that you didn’t already want them to find.
Will hit 30 soon enough. Not slowing down one bit!
How are you detecting hostilities so easily? Teach us your secrets!
I used to ahem…“enjoy” that show quite a lot as a teen.
Is the joke that she is pegnant?