My grandmother called me a braindead bastard once when i was like…9
Neither of those adjectives were applicaple to me considering i was in the gifted courses in school and her son is my father who had already married my mother when they had me
Ok but how did the mustard seed popcorn taste?
Ok but Chivalry II is the best multiplayer game of all time
What other game can you throw a peasant at an enemy knight for the kill
Bros 'tism yearns for the smithy
Ever been to a walmart in a small town on saturday?
Where the only thing to do in town is go to the walmart…
Its that but with enough gas pumps to fuel the military
FYI lemmy is a Progressive Web App you can install from your mobile browser of choice
Never bothered with any 3rd party apps
Im sure there are games that wouldnt even work so i technically didnt even play them but ill list a couple of games that i tried playing, hated, and uninstalled almost immediately
They both had the same problem.
Days gone and Red Dead Redemption 2.
I tried to force myself into enjoying rdr2 because it was supposedly that good. For the first few hours i kept asking myself when does the game start? When do i actually get to play?
Days gone i only made it maybe an hour before i quit and uninstalled.
I want to play a game not watch an interactive movie
Me throwing grapes:
Flight of the conchords
How dare you make me remember discrete math this early in the morning
Cinematic masterpiece
My favorite part is all of the background minions bopping along
The music video for Genghis Khan by Miike snow
Years of eating irradiated spiders out of the microwave wasted
Look im pretty sure i missed the kidney if you get to a doctor immediately youll be fine
Microsoft teams
Pizza hut
Most of my utilities online sites
The aggressive enshittification of everything is why I’ve started downloading games from gog instead of steam.
Its why i have a jellyfin server.
Now its why ill have to find a new favorite mouse to use and have multiple backups of (once my g502 wireless and the backup finally die)
This is the same reason I don’t own a Five-seveN
Chiappa rhinos and 357 magnum aren’t insanely expensive tho. It’s tons of fun to shoot too
I did sonny jim. Beat Radahn pre patch in less than 5 tries.
I even did it on foot because I thought torrent would steal my souls
Your generation knows nothing of mine’s struggle
Years and years of trying to find a better web framework when php exists
“Oh just use axios and await async the promise to make http calls”
Statements dreamed up by the absolutely deranged
Just use php and curl
You might be surprised to learn that words often have different meanings and sometimes they can be nouns or adjectives