hit me with your breakup hammer…

hard

Strewing the blood of his enemies across the canvas as a warning to others

Who the fuck keeps (and uses) a phone for 8 years?

Not a chance

That’s a Blue Dragon (Glaucus atlanticus). They can eat the nematocysts from jellyfish and store them to reuse as their own stinging cells. So…“dangerous,” not really but as painful as they are beautiful…oh yes.

Corporate and industry Lobbyists

Let’s not forget stinky dryer sheets and, if that is not enough, they are now marketing “scent booster beads” FFS

Be nice to your knees

They setup outside weed dispensaries too

Lobbyists

I don’t need 50 years but 50 days (before recharging) would be cool