My recent benefits enrollment meeting talked about being able to do an annual physical through a virtual visit. Being a man of a certain age, “self rectal exam” was the first thing I thought about.

Great! Now that you’ve said that, republicans are going to try to outlaw transistors. Or, at the very least, round them up and try to “fix” them into basic resistors.

“I wanna drink some milk, but it’s so flimmin-flammin hard to open.”

Looking around like “yo! Is anyone else seeing this!?”

Rage Against the Machine and System of a Down for starters. Or go back in time to the stuff that came out during the Vietnam War. (edit to add Dead Kennedys during Reagan, a personal favorite).

I never said that the good music was pro-establishment. Pain and suffering tends to inspire fantastic art.

I’m gonna go ahead and believe you this time, but I’ve been told size doesn’t matter a few times before…

Gandalf was going to tell a tale about Bilbo’s life during the party, and Middle Earth doesn’t have slide projectors.

“Monetization Director at Ubistft”

Get fucked, dickbag!

Given what we know about the church, this very well could have been a case of being drugged and coercion.

Star Dwarf?

Redbug?

Hunters actively set out to kill things, spend thousands on equipment, and pay fees for the right to do so. Convince yourself however you need to, but hunters are murderers. You don’t accidentally cover yourself in camo and deer piss to go hide in a tree and wait for a deer to come along so you can kill it and claim some sort of “manly” victory over nature or whatever.

Hunters have a desire to kill things. The only difference between a hunter and a serial killer is a modicum of self-control about target selection.

Until the animals are able to speak up for themselves and tell us that they want to die, killing is murder regardless of the mental gymnastics you perform around it.

I get that we have some species that need to be culled for the sake of the greater good /circle of life / balance of nature, etc., but I have no desire to do that work myself.

Hunting is hobby-murder regardless of the justification you put behind it.

No problem helping them if I ever saw them actually ride. Mostly it was standing around moving the board back and forth with their foot while talking, then kicking it up to carry on to their next destination as the actual riders rolled off.

Current AI is a glorified predictive text keyboard.

Posers.

It’s what we called kids in the 80’s who would buy and carry around a high-end skateboard just to look cool but had no ability to ride it.

Dude, you can get Miralax on same-day Prime… Even in New Zealand!

It’s probably because of that one time Nixon had Cosby over for a sleepover.

We’ll… it wasn’t planned as a sleepover…

That’s not just your country. That’s organized religion in every country.

Lots of high windows around…